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Offline Nick

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Bruised bum
« on: September 19, 2010, 08:56:59 AM »
So I marched boldly out of the front door and stepped on a fooking slug  evil: WHOOSH  evil:
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2010, 09:29:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2010, 08:56:59 AM
So I marched boldly out of the front door and stepped on a fooking slug  evil: WHOOSH  evil:

How's the slug?
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2010, 09:45:06 AM »
Decorating the back of my jeans  evil:
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2010, 09:46:38 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2010, 09:45:06 AM
Decorating the back of my jeans  evil:

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I have an enormous growth in my armpit. Ever seen the film Rabid?  scared2:
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2010, 09:59:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2010, 08:56:59 AM
So I marched boldly out of the front door and stepped on a fooking slug  evil: WHOOSH  evil:

It's an OMEN!  scared2:
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2010, 10:06:40 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2010, 09:46:38 AM

I have an enormous growth in my armpit. Ever seen the film Rabid?  scared2:

 shocked003  PLAGUE!

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Bubonic plague is the best known manifestation of the Plague caused by the Gram-negative bacterium Yersinia pestis (formerly known as Pasteurella pestis). It belongs to the family Enterobacteriaceae. The term bubonic plague is derived from the Greek word bubo, meaning "swollen gland". Swollen lymph nodes (buboes) especially occur in the armpit
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2010, 10:09:50 AM »
Not having a good day, are we?  noooo:
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2010, 10:11:26 AM »



I'm staying indoors today  scared2:


SWWLTBO has just phoned. They (family) went off to a Steam Rally this morning. I stayed at home as my electric buggy doesn't really do muddy fields.
She called to say that they had arrived to find a large sign saying "Cancelled" and a policeman "frantically" waving traffic past the entrance to the rally. It was on yesterday and supposedly today.
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2010, 12:18:44 PM »
I have a cold sore appear today - bastard thing  evil:
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2010, 12:27:56 PM »
 A cold sore what????
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2010, 12:57:00 PM »
Cold sore AKA Herpes  eeek:

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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2010, 01:03:35 PM »
That's right ...I'm infected / ious  surrender:
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2010, 04:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2010, 08:56:59 AM
So I marched boldly out of the front door and stepped on a fooking slug  evil: WHOOSH  evil:

On the bright side it might have fixed yer Farmer's  ;)
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2010, 05:15:54 PM »
The ointment saw to that  redface:
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Re: Bruised bum
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2010, 08:41:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 19, 2010, 12:18:44 PM
I have a cold sore appear today - bastard thing  evil:

 scared2:
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