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Offline Miss Demeanour

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The end of the world is nigh
« on: September 21, 2010, 07:55:42 AM »
We are being provided with new laptops at work ...calm down this is hardly going to mean cutting edge technology just an improvement in performance etc.

However one of the things they have ensured is that these laptops have webcams  shocked003

I frickin hate webcams  evil:

I presume that also means I have to get dressed now when working from home  Banghead Banghead Banghead

1st thing I'm gonna do when I get my upgrade is bash my webcam in  whistle:
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2010, 08:00:47 AM »
Stick a piece of black tape over the it.

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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2010, 08:02:05 AM »
Wot Uncle said ^^^^
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2010, 08:02:17 AM »
You don't have to turn the bloody webcam on you daft bugger. ::)
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2010, 08:02:59 AM »
You don't have to turn the bloody webcam on you daft bugger. ::)

It can be activated remotely...

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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2010, 08:03:28 AM »
You don't have to turn the bloody webcam on you daft bugger. ::)

But can 'they' switch it on remotely?  scared2:
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2010, 08:04:03 AM »
Arse... laggy Intermong...  evil:
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2010, 08:05:54 AM »
You don't have to turn the bloody webcam on you daft bugger. ::)

It can be activated remotely...

Go on then!


My laptop is running and it has a fitted webcam, currently not turned on. Let's see you do it.
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2010, 08:07:39 AM »
Snoopy  eeek: eeek: eeek: - put the extra leg away  nonono:
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2010, 08:09:19 AM »
You don't have to turn the bloody webcam on you daft bugger. ::)

It can be activated remotely...

Go on then!


My laptop is running and it has a fitted webcam, currently not turned on. Let's see you do it.

Did I say I could do it?

But it can be done - http://news.cnet.com/8301-19518_3-10457737-238.html

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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2010, 08:14:38 AM »
You don't have to turn the bloody webcam on you daft bugger. ::)

It can be activated remotely...

Go on then!


My laptop is running and it has a fitted webcam, currently not turned on. Let's see you do it.

The feckers can hack into military and government security systems 'for a larf'...

Don't doubt for a second that they could get past your firewall and turn the camera on...  noooo:
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2010, 08:24:50 AM »
The other new feature is that once you log on and you've opened Outlook ...it can tell if you are 'actively' using this or how long you have been 'idle'

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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2010, 08:39:48 AM »
The other new feature is that once you log on and you've opened Outlook ...it can tell if you are 'actively' using this or how long you have been 'idle'

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

That must breach your uman rights innit!  cussing:

What do the freaking unions think of that? Shrugs:
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Re: The end of the world is nigh
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2010, 08:52:36 AM »
Stick a piece of black tape over the it.

Did you mean 'over the IT' ?
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