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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Gossip Thread
« on: September 24, 2010, 08:23:29 AM »
Ok we all like a bit of goss and even though we may not know the people involved , it would be wrong, neigh unkind, not to share it with our trusted friends here  whistle:

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Last Night was the start of the redundancy do's ( in this phase) . Lots of people , lots and lots of drink , a few bitter resentments and chips on shoulders. A fantastic breeding ground for the Popcorn Club.

Anyways, I digress, Most fascinating goss picked up last night was about one of the blokes who has worked here for some time and continues to work here.

He has had a few dalliances with the ladies at work over the years. This was not new news or surprising...however one of these ladies was here last night.

He left quite early on.

She got very drunk.

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Anyways she started talking about him and their time together. Apparently he was quite a kinky lover   eeek: but his  favourite thing was that he liked to wrap her in cling film  ( top half ) when they did the do .  eeek: eeek: eeek:


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Re: Gossip Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 08:25:50 AM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Wot, her head and stuff too...?
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Re: Gossip Thread
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 08:27:02 AM »
Did he reuse the cling film later like? FOr his sarnies?
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Re: Gossip Thread
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 08:28:27 AM »
I did ask what brand of cling film ....if he managed to find some stuff that really sticks I wanna know what it is  lol:

Top half as well.....he did leave her a breathing hole over her mouth and nose tho  eeek:
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 08:29:06 AM »
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Re: Gossip Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 08:29:11 AM »
Is he German?

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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 08:33:56 AM »
I got a bit of local goss the other day. When I got my DD ban one of the local mothers was quite sniffy about it. I heard she got stopped 2 weeks ago THREE times over the limit!! Three year ban and 200 hours community service (with compulsory "COmmunity Payback" high-vis jacket)  eveilgrin:
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Re: Gossip Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 08:39:31 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 08:40:49 AM »
I did ask what brand of cling film if he managed to find some stuff that really sticks I wanna know what it is  lol:

Top half as well.....he did leave her a breathing hole over her mouth and nose tho  eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

And how long did she go along with this for...? Shrugs:
















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Re: Gossip Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 08:41:41 AM »
And what did they say about Miss D?  eeek:

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Re: Gossip Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 08:42:25 AM »
Like I'm gonna tell you that  whistle:
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2010, 08:43:13 AM »
Like I'm gonna tell you that  whistle:

I'm sure it will be on FB before the day is out.

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Re: Gossip Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2010, 08:44:53 AM »

And how long did she go along with this for...? Shrugs:


She was 'with him' for over a year ....apparently she got to clingy ( hat, coat, door  lol: )
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2010, 08:46:16 AM »

And how long did she go along with this for...? Shrugs:


She was 'with him' for over a year ....apparently she got to clingy ( hat, coat, door  lol: )

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Re: Gossip Thread
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2010, 08:47:02 AM »
.he did leave her a breathing hole over her mouth and nose tho  eeek:

His generosity and thoughfulness was positively overwhelming then ey? whistle: