Utter utter bastards

[Snoopy]

Would you like to burn my rugs whilst you are at it? They came from the same place.

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[Nick]

Wot?

Well let's all hold hands, link arms, and THINK ey?  


Sell that bastard rug rag if you're skint.
I'll give you an unbelievable 20 quid for it just for the sheer pleasure of setting the bastard on fire!

I think Mrs Growler could medicate it 

[Nick]

The old gravy train has finally congealed then. 

WE just screwed 3 days per visit out of them on a conference call

[Uncle Mort]

The old gravy train has finally congealed then. 

WE just screwed 3 days per visit out of them on a conference call

ALL ABOARD! 

[Barman]

The old gravy train has finally congealed then. 

WE just screwed 3 days per visit out of them on a conference call

Lend us a fiver... just 'til the end of the month like... 

[Nick]

Does the phrase "GO FUCK YOURSELF" mean anything to you?

[Barman]

Does the phrase "GO FUCK YOURSELF" mean anything to you?

Um.... no.... 

[GROWLER]

Would you like to burn my rugs whilst you are at it? They came from the same place.

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No. Why should I? 

[Snoopy]

Just wondered.

[GROWLER]

Just wondered.

Well that's that sorted then.

I could send Mrs G 'round though.
She is most excellent at setting carpets AND kitchen floor coverings on fire, all within the space of 2 hours too, and then, flooding the place with buckets of water to quench the flames!
Most highly recommended.

[Barman]

Just wondered.

Well that's that sorted then.

I could send Mrs G 'round though.
She is most excellent at setting carpets AND kitchen floor coverings on fire, all within the space of 2 hours too, and then, flooding the place with buckets of water to quench the flames!
Most highly recommended.

Miss Piggy went through one of those 'Goth' phases where she insisted on having candles in her bedroom instead of switching the lecky light on...

We tolerated it until she set the carpet alight....

[GROWLER]

Mrs G isn't actually a Goth.
She's quite simply, a nutter.

[Barman]

Mrs G isn't actually a Goth.
She's quite simply, a nutter.

[GROWLER]

Mrs G isn't actually a Goth.
She's quite simply, a nutter.

It's not actually funny, well not here it isn't.
Could have burnt the house down as the carpet went 'up' while she was on her own on Monday afternoon, and then didn't tell me about it until I discovered a great big black burnt patch of carpet in the far corner later that evening.


No doubt she'll read this and give me the 'bells of Shannon' when her spy on all bad things Growler, MM, discovers this post for doing my 'dirty washing in public'.

[Snoopy]

 

Oh dear ~ how cruel life can be sometimes.

I now have a mental image of Miss Piggy before the wedding photos