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Snoopy
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Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
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September 29, 2010, 06:06:47 PM »
All nice and ready for the big day on 30th September like.
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Nick
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
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September 29, 2010, 06:08:22 PM »
Already, it only seems like five minutes since his last one
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Snoopy
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September 29, 2010, 06:13:48 PM »
He is ageing fast
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
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September 29, 2010, 06:35:01 PM »
Happy beeday Uncle M.
Hope you have a lovely day
Xx
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
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September 29, 2010, 06:49:58 PM »
Not another free half o' mild...?
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September 29, 2010, 06:51:33 PM »
Free bar all day
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September 29, 2010, 06:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2010, 06:51:33 PM
Free bar all day
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The Moan Ranger
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
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September 29, 2010, 08:06:17 PM »
Happy birthday Unc.
Tonight I was at my pub having a few "social beers" with the darts maestro who is 82. And still downing the light and lagers with Sambukas. Legend. Follow his steps.
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September 29, 2010, 08:37:57 PM »
Bugger 'tis a birthday and I missed it. Hope it was a good 'un Uncle xxx
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September 29, 2010, 08:38:37 PM »
It's tomorrow you daft old bat
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September 29, 2010, 08:46:40 PM »
We are surrounded by
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September 30, 2010, 03:04:17 AM »
Well done Uncle, you made it to another one!
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September 30, 2010, 04:36:38 AM »
Happy birthday Uncle, have a good 'un
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September 30, 2010, 04:38:44 AM »
Oh, I nearly forgot...
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September 30, 2010, 04:41:36 AM »
I just had a little sip out of yours Uncle to make sure it was okay like...
And Snoopy drank some too...
Cheers!
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