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Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« on: September 29, 2010, 06:06:47 PM »
All nice and ready for the big day on 30th September like.

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 06:08:22 PM »
Already, it only seems like five minutes since his last one  noooo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 06:13:48 PM »


He is ageing fast   ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2010, 06:35:01 PM »
Happy beeday Uncle M.

Hope you have a lovely day

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2010, 06:49:58 PM »
Not another free half o' mild...?  noooo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2010, 06:51:33 PM »
Free bar all day  cloud9:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2010, 06:53:51 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2010, 08:06:17 PM »
Happy birthday Unc.

Tonight I was at my pub having a few "social beers" with the darts maestro who is 82. And still downing the light and lagers with Sambukas. Legend. Follow his steps.

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010, 08:37:57 PM »
Bugger 'tis a birthday and I missed it.  Hope it was a good 'un Uncle xxx
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010, 08:38:37 PM »

It's tomorrow you daft old bat  Banghead
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2010, 08:46:40 PM »
We are surrounded by idiots wimmin
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 03:04:17 AM »
Well done Uncle, you made it to another one!

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 04:36:38 AM »
Happy birthday Uncle, have a good 'un
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2010, 04:38:44 AM »
Oh, I nearly forgot...

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2010, 04:41:36 AM »
I just had a little sip out of yours Uncle to make sure it was okay like...   whistle:

And Snoopy drank some too...  redface:

Cheers!


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