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I hate my Blackberry
« on: September 29, 2010, 06:46:47 PM »
Fook thisfor a game of soldiers. The buttons are tinier than the tiniiest thingy and everything else is just difficult. I have applied some new sellotape to my old phone  cloud9:

It came free on a contract, so I may flog it to some yoof. HOw much do these bastard things cost?
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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 06:49:27 PM »
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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 08:03:39 PM »
Fook thisfor a game of soldiers. The buttons are tinier than the tiniiest thingy and everything else is just difficult. I have applied some new sellotape to my old phone  cloud9:

It came free on a contract, so I may flog it to some yoof. HOw much do these bastard things cost?

What model and what network?

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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2010, 08:09:06 PM »
Vodafone. Curve/ 9300 or 9700?
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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2010, 08:13:20 PM »
Vodafone. Curve/ 9300 or 9700?

Ah....

I have an older one which is fine as the buttons are a similar size, but have bigger spaces between each.  I suggest liposuction on yer digits  cloud9:

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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2010, 08:16:56 PM »
I want one but not on contract ~ I prefer PAYG ~ 'cos I am a tightwad and don't spend enough time on the mobile to make it worth paying a contract. If I can't say it for 8 pence I'll write a letter or better yet call from the house phone on which I pay nothing for calls to UK landlines 24/7


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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2010, 08:17:27 PM »
i NEVER 'ad any of these problems with my two baked bean cans and string many years ago.

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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2010, 08:18:30 PM »

But you haven't got string enough to reach us all.
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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010, 08:29:06 PM »

But you haven't got string enough to reach us all.

True. But that's what PM's on the 'puter are for  cloud9:

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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010, 08:40:49 PM »
Only if you send them to the right people. redface: redface: surrender: surrender:
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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2010, 03:05:33 AM »
Only if you send them to the right people. redface: redface: surrender: surrender:

Oh dear, what have you done...?  eeek:
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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 06:25:54 AM »
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 10:30:25 AM »
We are waiting.....

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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2010, 11:00:11 AM »
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

She's probably posted the story on a different forum by mistake like.

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Re: I hate my Blackberry
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2010, 11:02:45 AM »
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

She's probably posted the story on a different forum by mistake like.

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