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The VP Christmas Panto
« on: September 29, 2010, 08:58:30 PM »
Auditions will be held shortly.
I have a list of the usual suspects but is there anyone else willing to take a part.

BM I have you down for your usual role as Baron Hardup.

Nick and Growler ~ Are you OK for the Ugly Sisters again?

DS will, of course, have to play Widow Twanky again as he fits the costume.

Tel and TMR can do the cow ~ choose your own ends or alternate as you did with the horse last year.

Miss C ~ I have you in mind for the Good Fairy ~ how are you at flying on wires?

Miss D ~ Cinderella .... unless the brat wants the job  ::)

I thought we might mix things up a bit this year so Pirate and JOM can do their famous routine with the traffic cones.

I still need a Demon King (bring your own green smoke)

The Genie is a problem after last years little mishap with Wenchy getting stuck in the lamp.

Anyway ~ let me know how you see yourself and others for this spectacular production.

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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 09:14:38 PM »
I will prolly be on a trip.  cry:
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 09:32:46 PM »
Do I get to kiss frogs  ? cloud9:
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2010, 03:11:45 AM »
Do I get to kiss frogs  ? cloud9:

Isn't that how you got that nasty rash?  point:
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 06:09:43 AM »
 lol:

No ...that was strange men at conferences  redface:
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 06:17:16 AM »
lol:

No ...that was strange men at conferences  redface:

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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 08:25:22 AM »
I will prolly be on a trip.  cry:


I was counting on you to be "Principle Boy" loads of thigh slapping, sword fights with baddies etc ...... and of course you win the hand of the princess in the end.


Errrrr ~ You do have the "legs" for tights don't you?
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 08:26:40 AM »
Perhaps lycra might entice her more  eyes:
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 09:00:28 AM »
No problem with heights but who is in charge of the wires I can't put myself in the hands of just any old VPer you know.
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2010, 09:00:55 AM »
No problem with heights but who is in charge of the wires I can't put myself in the hands of just any old VPer you know.

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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2010, 09:03:48 AM »
No problem with heights but who is in charge of the wires I can't put myself in the hands of just any old VPer you know.

**cough**  whistle:

Well BM doesn't sound well enough to do it.

I fancy a backstage role.

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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 09:05:41 AM »
You need someone with a steady hand and a faultless safety record Miss C...not that many to choose from in here on that basis  whistle:
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 09:06:25 AM »
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2010, 09:06:34 AM »
No problem with heights but who is in charge of the wires I can't put myself in the hands of just any old VPer you know.

**cough**  whistle:

Well BM doesn't sound well enough to do it.

I fancy a backstage role.

Can you do the Voice of the Giant as well then? After all he is never seen, only heard.
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Re: The VP Christmas Panto
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2010, 09:15:37 AM »
No problem with heights but who is in charge of the wires I can't put myself in the hands of just any old VPer you know.

**cough**  whistle:

Well BM doesn't sound well enough to do it.

I fancy a backstage role.

Can you do the Voice of the Giant as well then? After all he is never seen, only heard.

As long it's a small giant.  ;)

I could do the warm up routine seeing as DS  will be busy with his make up and costume.