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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2010, 02:41:46 PM »
Not much time left.  eeek:
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2010, 02:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2010, 02:41:46 PM
Not much time left.  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

You'd better make it a pint then! On baldy like....  whistle:
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2010, 03:38:01 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on October 05, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
I have a rozzer mate who informed me that my baseball bat behind my bed would be seen as 'an offensive weapon' should a burgliar enter my humble abode as I do not actually play baseball.

He did point out that as a golfer, a 9 iron by my bed would be acceptable, as I might reach for the nearest thing to defend myself.


Chummy might have a rough time of it if he made an uninvited visit to my place. I'd be tempted to opt for the WWII Katana  eveilgrin:
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2010, 03:39:11 PM »
Pastis has shown me his sword collection  scared2:
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2010, 03:40:15 PM »


Seems to be the evening for euphemisms
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2010, 03:42:25 PM »
 lol: lol:
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2010, 03:43:35 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 05, 2010, 03:40:15 PM


Seems to be the evening for euphemisms

12.30  tomorrow is it?
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2010, 03:46:40 PM »


Oh Yus!
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2010, 09:52:05 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2010, 02:42:54 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2010, 02:41:46 PM
Not much time left.  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

You'd better make it a pint then! On baldy like....  whistle:

Going through a very expensive divorce.

Once in court to sort out custody of the kids, second time to put the divorce through and now waiting to go a third time for the financial settlement.

Each time I have to pay for an interpreter plus the local Cypriot lawyer (who it seems was struck off a few years ago  eeek: and gets one of his mates to represent him  evil:) and not cheap at all.

So if we can all stick to halfs at the moment that might be a bit easier on the pocket.

Cheers
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2010, 09:55:26 AM »
My sympathies  noooo:
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2010, 10:22:50 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on October 06, 2010, 09:52:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2010, 02:42:54 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2010, 02:41:46 PM
Not much time left.  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

You'd better make it a pint then! On baldy like....  whistle:

Going through a very expensive divorce.

Once in court to sort out custody of the kids, second time to put the divorce through and now waiting to go a third time for the financial settlement.

Each time I have to pay for an interpreter plus the local Cypriot lawyer (who it seems was struck off a few years ago  eeek: and gets one of his mates to represent him  evil:) and not cheap at all.

So if we can all stick to halfs at the moment that might be a bit easier on the pocket.

Cheers

poor you...

Have a pint... on Nick like...  ;)
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2010, 10:26:36 AM »
Put it on my tab
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2010, 12:48:49 PM »
Welcome Baldy, I will just have a half pint of the usual as you are a bit short.  ;)
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2010, 12:54:54 PM »
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Re: Pepper spray.
« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2010, 12:55:55 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 06, 2010, 12:48:49 PM
Welcome Baldy, I will just have a half pint of the usual as you are a bit short.  ;)

Will that be the 12 or the 15 young Mr. Darwin sir?
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