Child benefit cuts

[Darwins Selection]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

[Snoopy]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

[Barman]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

[Uncle Mort]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Yes you did (however you slice it)

[Snoopy]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

[Barman]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

[Snoopy]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

[Uncle Mort]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

[Barman]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire.... 

[Snoopy]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire.... 

We really are on a roll with this one

[Nick]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire.... 

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

[Pastis]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire.... 

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

[Nick]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire.... 

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

Let them live on crumbs!

[tel]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire.... 

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

Crumbs!

[Snoopy]

Here is another one...

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough... 

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked... 

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...? 

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan.... 

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire.... 

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

Crumbs!

Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?