Launderettes

[Nick]

Haven't used one since my student days ( ) and they are rarer now, but there is one locally. Have been fighting a losing battle with washing and drying now for weeks, so have decided to venture into one later to use their dryers.

What can possibly go wrong? 

[Darwins Selection]

"Ginger flasher arrested"

[Uncle Mort]

Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet. 

[Nick]

It is situated on the local reservation estate

[Uncle Mort]

nuff said

[Miss Demeanour]

Have you got the right change ?...that will be your first stumbling block .

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

Then you will have to confront the attendant who will point to notices that say "Dryer's are for the use of those using our washing machine's". Wimmin (harridans all) will glare at you for daring to think you can dry washing done elsewhere. You could start an argument with the attendant about the misplaced apostrophes and get banned for life.


Just some of the things that could possibly go wrong.

[Nick]

I just popped in to case the joint. Three wimmin, all in curlers and headscarves. One with Nora Batty stockings 

[Snoopy]

Good plan ~ always check the dress code in order not to look out of place ~ very wise.

[Barman]

I just popped in to case the joint. Three wimmin, all in curlers and headscarves. One with Nora Batty stockings 

Are you going to wash your clothes there or burgle the place?

[Uncle Mort]

I just popped in to case the joint. Three wimmin, all in curlers and headscarves. One with Nora Batty stockings 

Are you going to wash your clothes there or burgle the place?

Yes Nick ~ come clean about your intentions.

[Snoopy]

I just popped in to case the joint. Three wimmin, all in curlers and headscarves. One with Nora Batty stockings 

Are you going to wash your clothes there or burgle the place?

Yes Nick ~ come clean about your intentions.

 

[Barman]

I just popped in to case the joint. Three wimmin, all in curlers and headscarves. One with Nora Batty stockings 

Are you going to wash your clothes there or burgle the place?

Yes Nick ~ come clean about your intentions.

 

[Grumpmeister]

Just a thought but if Nick is using the laundrette because he cant keep up with the washing how many machines is he going to be using at the same time and why do I have the image of a soap sud tsunami in my head.