They are here

[Pirate]

They have arrived ! 

The Out Laws?

[Barman]

Have they gone yet 

Roy has... 

Perhaps 'they' were aliens and they have taken him with them... 

[Roy Cropper]

They have arrived ! 

The bloody Starlings with "purple" shite that is !! evil:gallons of Purple shite everywhere . All over the bloody car . On the decks of the boat on the pontoons everywhere . What is it with Starlings and Sloes ????? Bastards !! Its like the film ----Hundereds of 'em  

[GROWLER]

They have arrived ! 

The bloody Starlings with "purple" shite that is !! evil:gallons of Purple shite everywhere . All over the bloody car . On the decks of the boat on the pontoons everywhere . What is it with Starlings and Sloes ????? Bastards !! Its like the film ----Hundereds of 'em  

Prefer owls meself like.

[Roy Cropper]

They have arrived ! 

The bloody Starlings with "purple" shite that is !! evil:gallons of Purple shite everywhere . All over the bloody car . On the decks of the boat on the pontoons everywhere . What is it with Starlings and Sloes ????? Bastards !! Its like the film ----Hundereds of 'em  

Prefer owls meself like.

Twit 

[Barman]

They have arrived ! 

The bloody Starlings with "purple" shite that is !! evil:gallons of Purple shite everywhere . All over the bloody car . On the decks of the boat on the pontoons everywhere . What is it with Starlings and Sloes ????? Bastards !! Its like the film ----Hundereds of 'em  

Not genital warts then? 

[Snoopy]

They have arrived ! 

The bloody Starlings with "purple" shite that is !! evil:gallons of Purple shite everywhere . All over the bloody car . On the decks of the boat on the pontoons everywhere . What is it with Starlings and Sloes ????? Bastards !! Its like the film ----Hundereds of 'em  

Not genital warts then? 

Shame ~ that would have been a rich seam to mine.

[Barman]

They have arrived ! 

The bloody Starlings with "purple" shite that is !! evil:gallons of Purple shite everywhere . All over the bloody car . On the decks of the boat on the pontoons everywhere . What is it with Starlings and Sloes ????? Bastards !! Its like the film ----Hundereds of 'em  

Not genital warts then? 

Shame ~ that would have been a rich seam to mine.

Indeed! 

[Just One More]

They have arrived ! 

The bloody Starlings with "purple" shite that is !! evil:gallons of Purple shite everywhere . All over the bloody car . On the decks of the boat on the pontoons everywhere . What is it with Starlings and Sloes ????? Bastards !! Its like the film ----Hundereds of 'em  

Prefer owls meself like.

Twit 

Who

[Barman]

They have arrived ! 

The bloody Starlings with "purple" shite that is !! evil:gallons of Purple shite everywhere . All over the bloody car . On the decks of the boat on the pontoons everywhere . What is it with Starlings and Sloes ????? Bastards !! Its like the film ----Hundereds of 'em  

Prefer owls meself like.

Twit 

Who

Did you mean 'Twooo'

[Snoopy]

That too I 'spect 

[GROWLER]

Owls DO NOT twit or tawoo ffs. 

They hooo hhoo hhhooo hooo they do. Sometimes they squawk too.

Do'ya know how many degrees a owls neck rotates btw?
Bloody amazing.

[GROWLER]

We've got a 'barn owl cam' not far from here....if anyone's interested like.

http://www.wirral-mbc.gov.uk/BarnOwls/

Not very busy in there at the mo, cus they'll be all out hunting for morsals.

[Snoopy]

We have an owl that sits on the telegraph pole at the end of the lane ~ every night Hoo Hhooing away. Minimus sometimes chats with it from his bedroom window.

[GROWLER]

We have an owl that sits on the telegraph pole at the end of the lane ~ every night Hoo Hhooing away. Minimus sometimes chats with it from his bedroom window.

To be encouraged, and most admirable. 

He'll get far more sense from it than trying to converse with any ruddy wumman...EVER.