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Useless Fruit
« on: October 09, 2010, 07:45:40 AM »
 Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2010, 07:46:39 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:
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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2010, 07:48:33 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:

WHAT ??????????? You eat 'em ????? How FFS ????? happy001

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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2010, 07:50:57 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:

WHAT ??????????? You eat 'em ????? How FFS ????? happy001

It is the bloody seeds that you eat!  ::)
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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2010, 07:51:50 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

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Agreed. Fruit of the devil, or to put it another way, absolutely shite. sick2:

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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2010, 08:14:48 AM »


I'm with BM ~ lovely fruit to eat and it is the seeds and pulp surrounding them that you eat. Rather like Passion fruit.
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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2010, 09:04:54 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:

WHAT ??????????? You eat 'em ????? How FFS ????? happy001

It is the bloody seeds that you eat!  ::)

You do ?? Why ? sick2:

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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2010, 09:09:18 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:

WHAT ??????????? You eat 'em ????? How FFS ????? happy001

It is the bloody seeds that you eat!  ::)

You do ?? Why ? sick2:

Cos that is the bit you eat...  Banghead
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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2010, 09:13:18 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:

WHAT ??????????? You eat 'em ????? How FFS ????? happy001

It is the bloody seeds that you eat!  ::)

You do ?? Why ? sick2:

Cos that is the bit you eat...  Banghead

But thats like eating Grannery bread . Yuk.

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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2010, 09:37:46 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:

WHAT ??????????? You eat 'em ????? How FFS ????? happy001

It is the bloody seeds that you eat!  ::)

You do ?? Why ? sick2:

Cos that is the bit you eat...  Banghead

But thats like eating Grannery bread . Yuk.

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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2010, 09:48:14 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:

WHAT ??????????? You eat 'em ????? How FFS ????? happy001

It is the bloody seeds that you eat!  ::)

You do ?? Why ? sick2:

Cos that is the bit you eat...  Banghead

But thats like eating Grannery bread . Yuk.

 Drool:

Yer having a laff . Nobody likes that stuff .

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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2010, 09:53:52 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:

WHAT ??????????? You eat 'em ????? How FFS ????? happy001

It is the bloody seeds that you eat!  ::)

You do ?? Why ? sick2:

Cos that is the bit you eat...  Banghead

But thats like eating Grannery bread . Yuk.

 Drool:

Yer having a laff . Nobody likes that stuff .

No, I'm sure the supermarkets just stack it on the shelves every morning and chuck it away in the evening... every day like... and bread shops... and imaginary bread shops with train sets...
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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2010, 09:56:44 AM »
Pomegranates !! What are they all about ?????  Got more seeds in 'em than a Portsmuff whore . Totally inedible and of no use what so ever . ::) : sick2:

Delicious! My most favouritest fruit!   Drool:

I have a tree in my garden like....  cloud9:

WHAT ??????????? You eat 'em ????? How FFS ????? happy001

It is the bloody seeds that you eat!  ::)

You do ?? Why ? sick2:

Cos that is the bit you eat...  Banghead

But thats like eating Grannery bread . Yuk.

 Drool:

Yer having a laff . Nobody likes that stuff .

No, I'm sure the supermarkets just stack it on the shelves every morning and chuck it away in the evening... every day like... and bread shops... and imaginary bread shops with train sets...

Good point BM surrender:

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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2010, 11:57:28 AM »
We seem to have a Norf-Sarf divide here.

I also like Granary bread and Pomegranates.  cloud9:
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Re: Useless Fruit
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2010, 12:01:32 PM »
We seem to have a Norf-Sarf divide here.

I also like Granary bread and Pomegranates.  cloud9:

Good man!  happy088

I'd send you some of this years crop but somebody appears to have eaten them all...  redface:
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