Dogs/Balls/Stairs

[The Moan Ranger]

Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.

[Barman]

Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.

Wot is lesson 2?

[Nick]

Kill dog and dial 999?

[Darwins Selection]

Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.

Ouch!

Still, I assume the dog now has no balls?

[The Moan Ranger]

Sorry - should have made it clear - bitch/balls/stairs.

I cannot be angry with her - it was my fault for not closiong the stair gate.

And my cocxyx (sp) is bruised. Not good.

[Barman]

Sorry - should have made it clear - bitch/balls/stairs.

I cannot be angry with her - it was my fault for not closiong the stair gate.

And my cocxyx (sp) is bruised. Not good.

So you haven't smashed any ribs...? 

[Snoopy]

You have my sympathy .... I am nursing a sprained ankle and back from stepping on a certain little person's trainers, abandoned on the stairs 

Still ~ the boys learned some more basic Anglo Saxon expressions 

[Pastis]

    Oh, and it's coccyx TMR   

[GROWLER]

   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR   

Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot.

Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp.

[The Moan Ranger]

   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR   

Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot.

Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp.

Something's definitely not right - which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony. 

[Nick]

I shall bein Nottingham, this weekend. Come and visit!

[Pirate]

I though that he was trying to get out of moving you...hey, watch his lips...'which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony'

[Tipsy Gipsy]

   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR   

Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot.

Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp.

Something's definitely not right - which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony. 

I keep saying the same thing after falling from the car on to my already injured arm.  Perhaps we should both go to A & E tomorrow?

[The Moan Ranger]

If it's not better by Saturday, I shall get it seen to, but I'm pretty sure it's just bad bruising.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

If it's not better by Saturday, I shall get it seen to, but I'm pretty sure it's just bad bruising.

I've been saying that for days.