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Offline Just One More

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I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« on: October 12, 2010, 05:53:23 PM »
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One of the trapped miners in Chile...

The philanderer

When he steps blinking into the sunlight, Yonni Barrios will have some serious explaining to do: waiting anxiously at the surface are both his wife, Marta, and his mistress, Susana. This unfortunate scenario emerged when the 50-year-old's wife arrived at the San José mine clutching a photograph of him, only to discover that another woman was already there, doing the same.

It is not entirely clear whether Mr Barrios has been informed about this state of affairs, but the two women in his life recently added to the soap-opera nature of proceedings at the surface by coming to blows in the camp canteen. The whole business has filled plenty of tabloid column inches. One headline declared: "Trapped miner has pit on the side".
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2010, 05:58:57 PM »
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2010, 06:18:44 PM »
I wonder if he will choose to be the last one pulled up before he is  pulled apart   lol:

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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2010, 07:03:46 PM »

In his shoes I'd be digging deeper.  scared2:
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2010, 12:16:26 AM »
Be the last one out and cut the cable on the pheonix before it can take the chap out to certain death.
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2010, 06:58:45 AM »
According to the Today programme this morning there are 4 ...... FOUR .... of the miners in a similar position.  lol:
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2010, 07:11:18 AM »
I liked the suggestion that everyone on the surface should be dressed in "Planet of the Apes" costumes.......
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2010, 07:12:17 AM »
Quote from: beerhead on October 13, 2010, 07:11:18 AM
I liked the suggestion that everyone on the surface should be dressed in "Planet of the Apes" costumes.......

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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2010, 07:50:16 AM »
They've down there two months...prolly buggery to add to the list as well...
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2010, 08:03:22 AM »
Brokeback Mining eh?

We'll just have to wait to see who they kiss "Hello" and who they kiss "Goodbye" when the reach the top and go their separate ways.  whistle:
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2010, 08:20:36 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on October 13, 2010, 07:50:16 AM
They've down there two months...prolly buggery to add to the list as well...

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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2010, 01:25:08 PM »
Been watching it today like.. Them wumming are smiling to see their partners come out of the tomb.

Note to myself.... buy shares in vaseline.  ::)
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2010, 03:44:47 PM »
Buy share in Oakley more like  rubschin:

I had a bit of time to kill this morning so went into the Oakley shop to sneak a peek at those sunglasses that had been sent to the mine from California. £220 a pop UK retail price  eeek:
Let's say they're £20 ex factory x 33 plus a few spares and then FedEx'ing them down to Chile; probably still inside a grand. A grand for world wide product placement for 24 hours with viewing figures of gazillions!!  Smart move Mr Oakley!
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Re: I'd Stop Down There If I Were You Yonni
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2010, 08:13:31 PM »
And there's more ......


21 Dead, 16 Missing in China Coal Mine Blast

Chinese officials say an explosion in a coal mine has killed 21 workers and trapped 16 underground.

The state work safety agency said the mine in the central province of Henan was hit by an explosion . The mine is owned by the Pingyu Coal & Electric Company based in Yuzhou City.

Authorities said rescue workers were trying to reach the trapped miners, but it was not known whether they are alive. State-run television reported the rescue workers were hampered by excessive gas levels in the mine and chunks of coal that had fallen into the mine shaft because of the blast.
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