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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #105 on: November 13, 2010, 11:38:49 AM »

He's comimg BM


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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #106 on: November 13, 2010, 11:40:59 AM »
I'm off!  scared2:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #107 on: December 18, 2010, 03:19:50 PM »
Mrs Nick calls. The Boy, who is NEVER ill, has man flu  eeek:  All the normal symptoms  whistle:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #108 on: December 18, 2010, 03:22:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 18, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
Mrs Nick calls. The Boy, who is NEVER ill, has man flu  eeek:  All the normal symptoms  whistle:

Well trained Nick...  ;)
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #109 on: December 18, 2010, 03:23:59 PM »
1st day of the skool holidays ~ it's a tradition at Grammar and Public Schools .... Send the bugs home for Christmas!
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #110 on: December 18, 2010, 03:52:50 PM »
I have girl cough and a bruised bottom  cry:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #111 on: December 18, 2010, 05:02:41 PM »
Not a soft landing then  noooo:


Are you sure it is a bruise and not photocopier burns?
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #112 on: December 18, 2010, 05:32:24 PM »
That could be it ...it could have been when I was changing the toner  lol:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #113 on: December 18, 2010, 06:10:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 18, 2010, 03:52:50 PM
I have girl cough and a bruised bottom  cry:



I could come over and rub in a balm to soothe your bottom...some Vick on your chest...then some warm scented oils for the rest of your delightful self...a glass of two of collapso (no Rohypnol)...and you'd sleep like baby...
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #114 on: December 18, 2010, 09:10:31 PM »
Stalker alert  eeek:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #115 on: December 18, 2010, 09:21:23 PM »
You mean...smooth talker alert...you just missed out the mooth
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #116 on: December 18, 2010, 09:23:11 PM »
ANd you missed out the mahoosive tub of Vaseline  scared2:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #117 on: December 18, 2010, 09:27:02 PM »
Sorry...I don't understand...
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #118 on: December 18, 2010, 09:32:12 PM »
So where is the bath then ????  cloud9:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #119 on: December 18, 2010, 09:40:27 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 18, 2010, 09:32:12 PM
So where is the bath then ????  cloud9:

I did write that...a warm bath in candlelit setting...but deleted it when I realised that I had posted the same offer before and the affs would jump on it...deja vu etc...
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