Man Flu # 23546

[Pirate]

I have still got a coff after three weeks 

and they've still not dropped?

[GROWLER]

Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.

Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.

Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.

 

Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?

Yea. Good idea. With lemon in it too. A sort of Lembrandysipgulp BM type remedy.
It could catch on that.
Sheeples would actually look forward to being ill probably.

Any'ow. I did ask were you feeling betterer now. 

[Barman]

Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.

Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.

Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.

 

Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?

Yea. Good idea. With lemon in it too. A sort of Lembrandysipgulp BM type remedy.
It could catch on that.
Sheeples would actually look forward to being ill probably.

Any'ow. I did ask were you feeling betterer now. 

I had a mahoosive 17 y/o Bowmore - no lemon...

Felt good last night, feel like a sack of shite this morning **cough**

[GROWLER]

Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.

Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.

Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.

 

Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?

Yea. Good idea. With lemon in it too. A sort of Lembrandysipgulp BM type remedy.
It could catch on that.
Sheeples would actually look forward to being ill probably.

Any'ow. I did ask were you feeling betterer now. 

I had a mahoosive 17 y/o Bowmore - no lemon...

Felt good last night, feel like a sack of shite this morning **cough**

No need for the ****cough****** nonsense all the time BM. We can't actually hear you you know.

Are you going to be fit for Friday is all I'm interested in, so I can start practising me 'homing call' skills.
Don't want to be standing there hooting to meself for hours on end. Sheeples will think I'm some sort of a nutter if I do that.

[GROWLER]

Is he still alive?
Haven't seen him in here at all today.

P'raps he really is poorly. 

[Miss Demeanour]

LL is prolly keeping him busy like 

[GROWLER]

LL is prolly keeping him busy like 

Ahhh, he was travelling over to the barren wastes of Inguland today then was he?

He'll currently be being 'interviewed' under spotlights no doubt.

[GROWLER]

LL is prolly keeping him busy like  

He'll be covered in sprog yock too!

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Oh yes....he'll be all coochy couchy coo,  achoo 

[Pastis]

I've just had a 'flu jab; I thought you'd like to know 

[Snoopy]

OWCH!

I had mine weeks ago 

[Barman]

I'm still consumed by the beast - I thought you'd like to know **cough** 

[Snoopy]

As is THW who was ordered out of classes for "Disruptive Coughing" on Thursday so stayed home and went to the Quack yesterday.

Skool then phoned me to find out why she was absent 


They were told, in no uncertain terms! 

[Barman]

Disruptive Coughing! 

I;m getting bloody good at that - disrupting any change of getting to sleep anyway.... 

[Barman]

LL wanted to take me to A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like... 

**cough**