Man Flu # 23546

[Uncle Mort]

granny dumping

The abandonment of elderly relatives by their carers.


 

[Just One More]

LL threatened to put me in A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like... 

**cough**

 

[Barman]

 

[Snoopy]

I'm surprised LL didn't offer the ultimate, never known to fail, cure:

[Barman]

I'm surprised LL didn't offer the ultimate, never known to fail, cure:

 I would have used it at midnight.... 

[Snoopy]

GP told daughter yesterday "There is nothing the medical profession can give you that will cure the **cough** that follows a cold..... Your lungs are clear, go home, keep warm and take Lemsip or paracetamol every 4 hours. Hot Drinks with honey may be helpful."

[Barman]

GP told daughter yesterday "There is nothing the medical profession can give you that will cure the **cough** that follows a cold..... Your lungs are clear, go home, keep warm and take Lemsip or paracetamol every 4 hours. Hot Drinks with honey may be helpful."

Ahhhh... he called you honey.... 

[Snoopy]

 

His prescription did not please the THW 

[Barman]

 

His prescription did not please the THW 

She wanted the miracle cure...? 

[Snoopy]

I gather she didn't want to be told to do what we had been telling her to do for the past fortnight .... the Doctor is clearly as stoopid and ignorant as her parents 

[Barman]

I gather she didn't want to be told to do what we had been telling her to do for the past fortnight .... the Doctor is clearly as stoopid and ignorant as her parents 

 

[GROWLER]

LL wanted to take me to A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like... 

**cough**

They can check out a few other things while you're there too....if I get me paws on you.

[Barman]

LL wanted to take me to A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like... 

**cough**

They can check out a few other things while you're there too....if I get me paws on you.

 

[Snoopy]

[Barman]

That would have frightened baby to death!