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Man Flu # 23546
« on: October 13, 2010, 06:05:14 PM »
Well I woke up this morning so full of snot I  was like a mahoosive snotty thing. Add headaches, and dry cough and sneezing and I feel like shite.  sad24:

Driving to Nottingham tomorrow via effing Stevenage!!

Still, at least I sneezed on Growler so he will soon have a little memento  eveilgrin:

 
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2010, 07:17:50 PM »
Everyone around me is suffering like this and even a man on the train was sneezing by me.  Was at a meeting this afternoon where someone had lost their voice so everyone else was whispering too.   happy001   Flu jab on Friday, hope it won't be too late.  scared2:  Hope you feel better soon Nick.  happy100
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2010, 07:27:42 PM »
Well I woke up this morning so full of snot I  was like a mahoosive snotty thing. Add headaches, and dry cough and sneezing and I feel like shite.  sad24:

Driving to Nottingham tomorrow via effing Stevenage!!

Still, at least I sneezed on Growler so he will soon have a little memento  eveilgrin:

 


Well I woke up this mornin…so full of snot
I was like a mahoosive snotty clot
Add headaches, coughing, sneezin and all that shite
I'm driving to Nottingham tomorrow, is there no end in sight

Well I'm playing the blues baby, I feel so shite
Don't think I'm going to sleep tonight
Need a night nurse to see me through
C'mon Miss D what about you

I'm playin the blue's baby etc etc

Needs some more verses guys

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2010, 07:30:19 PM »
I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.

Need nursing myself  sad24:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2010, 07:36:41 PM »
I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.

Need nursing myself  sad24:


Miss D... Spots  AND Sneezing!  eeek: 

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2010, 07:39:18 PM »

Well I woke up this mornin…so full of snot
I was like a mahoosive snotty clot
Add headaches, coughing, sneezin and all that shite
I'm driving to Nottingham tomorrow, is there no end in sight

Well I'm playing the blues baby, I feel so shite
Don't think I'm going to sleep tonight
Need a night nurse to see me through
C'mon Miss D what about you

I'm playin the blue's baby etc etc

Needs some more verses guys

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2010, 07:47:02 PM »
I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.

Need nursing myself  sad24:


Miss D... Spots  AND Sneezing!  eeek: 



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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2010, 08:16:23 PM »
I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.

Need nursing myself  sad24:


Miss D... Spots  AND Sneezing!  eeek:  



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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2010, 07:53:42 AM »
I am all green and bubbling  surrender:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2010, 09:14:55 AM »
My turn now  surrender:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2010, 09:31:29 AM »
Me too.  cry:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2010, 09:31:35 AM »
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2010, 11:53:39 AM »
I had a flu jab yesterday ...... Owch!


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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2010, 12:37:48 PM »
"she" stood on the other side of the room and lobbed the syringe at you?  rubschin:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2010, 12:42:51 PM »
"she" stood on the other side of the room and lobbed the syringe at you?  rubschin:

No. she drank thirteen pints of lager before injecting him!  ;)
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