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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2010, 12:45:23 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2010, 12:57:28 PM »
"she" stood on the other side of the room and lobbed the syringe at you?  rubschin:

Bloody felt like it ~ I'm only glad she wasn't around when the regular staff were changing the dressings in my arse on a daily basis.  scared2:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2010, 01:43:24 PM »
Doctor:  Nurse, how old is Mr Snoopy?

Nurse:  One-hundred-and-eighteeeeeeeee!  razz:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2010, 01:46:18 PM »
Doctor:  Nurse, how old is Mr Snoopy?

Nurse:  One-hundred-and-eighteeeeeeeee!  razz:

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 rubschin: Is that in dog years?

If so it would make me 25  lol:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2010, 01:48:35 PM »
 lol:  Nothing wrong in feeling like a 25 year old  eyes:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2010, 01:51:57 PM »
lol:  Nothing wrong in feeling like a 25 year old  eyes:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2010, 02:36:25 PM »
Doctor:  Nurse, how old is Mr Snoopy?

Nurse:  One-hundred-and-eighteeeeeeeee!  razz:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2010, 09:26:47 AM »
I feel awful .... Headache, snotty nose, sore throat ..... B@st@rd flu jabs  Banghead
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2010, 09:27:47 AM »
Just wait for the nose bleeds  noooo:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2010, 09:33:47 AM »
I do hope not, given the blood thinning drugs I take it'll never stop.
If I cut myself shaving it bleeds for days!
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2010, 10:33:08 AM »
I am green and bubbly with a cough that threatens to lift the top off my skull.  surrender:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2010, 10:45:58 AM »
 rubschin:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2010, 10:47:42 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2010, 04:03:35 PM »
That's the chappy  razz:. I am still coughing after 5 days  noooo:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2010, 11:44:47 AM »
Will this snotty coff never go?  surrender:
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