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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #150 on: December 29, 2010, 10:44:50 PM »
Does Turkey soup work?
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #151 on: December 30, 2010, 07:59:48 AM »
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #152 on: December 30, 2010, 10:43:17 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 29, 2010, 10:44:50 PM
Does Turkey soup work?
I expect it is Muslim penicillin.
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #153 on: December 30, 2010, 11:39:30 AM »
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #154 on: December 31, 2010, 07:41:45 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2010, 06:32:42 PM
Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White.  surrender:

Ooo if I give you my phone number can you call me and croon?
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #155 on: December 31, 2010, 07:44:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 31, 2010, 07:41:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2010, 06:32:42 PM
Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White.  surrender:

Ooo if I give you my phone number can you call me and croon?

Call you a coon?  eeek:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #156 on: December 31, 2010, 07:50:29 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2010, 07:44:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 31, 2010, 07:41:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2010, 06:32:42 PM
Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White.  surrender:

Ooo if I give you my phone number can you call me and croon?

Call you a coon?  eeek:

Get thee hence to Specsavers

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Offline Just One More

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #157 on: December 31, 2010, 08:07:35 AM »
I've called upon the big guys now. Lemsip Max Plus. I told you that pharmacist looked like a kid  cussing:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #158 on: January 06, 2011, 08:19:15 PM »
This has been going on for far too long and I am royally pissed off. evil:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #159 on: January 13, 2011, 02:27:25 PM »
I thought mine had pretty much vanished - but lo and behold I wake up today full of pea-green snot and hoiking up custard-hued lung gunge. Obviously, Young's is the natural cure to be taken.
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #160 on: January 13, 2011, 03:13:58 PM »
Obviously  ;)
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #161 on: January 13, 2011, 03:57:24 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2011, 02:27:25 PM
I thought mine had pretty much vanished - but lo and behold I wake up today full of pea-green snot and hoiking up custard-hued lung gunge. Obviously, Young's is the natural cure to be taken.

That'll teach you to take a week off work!  point:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #162 on: January 13, 2011, 07:32:50 PM »
In an effort to rid myself of the snots, common sense told me to go to my local Curry house and go for something very hot. I did - and set them a task; "imagine a phall, turbo-charge it, add nitro-glycerene and molten lava, a dash of Chernobyl meltdown and a few solar flares.  Oh. And a mushroom rice, sag paneer and a garlic naan.


Boss man from the Curry house was nervous as he handed me my bag of dynamite... either I've become immune, or they don't understand the word "hot". Dissapointing, I shall demand a refund.
 
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #163 on: January 13, 2011, 07:45:39 PM »
I got rid of the bug with Nyquil and Sudafed....




If you do try that combination ignore the 'may cause drowsiness' warning. Instead the warning should be 'Dont make any plans'  lol:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #164 on: January 13, 2011, 07:55:36 PM »
Which is why I stick to natural remedies; Young's and good(ish) hot food ;-)
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