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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #270 on: August 15, 2011, 03:50:04 PM »
I'm still coughing up buckets of phlegm, blowing gooey snot out of me nose and ear puss out of me ear... if anybody is interested like...?  surrender:

For some reason that reminds me of that old Spitting Image sketch 'The President's Brain is Missing'  whistle:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #271 on: August 16, 2011, 04:57:02 AM »
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #272 on: August 16, 2011, 08:26:13 AM »
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #273 on: August 16, 2011, 11:34:26 AM »
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #274 on: August 16, 2011, 11:40:38 AM »
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #275 on: August 16, 2011, 11:43:08 AM »
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:



No booze.............. eeek:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #276 on: August 16, 2011, 11:46:26 AM »
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:



No booze.............. eeek:

The destructions don't say that....  whistle:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #277 on: August 16, 2011, 11:47:58 AM »
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:



No booze.............. eeek:

The destructions don't say that....  whistle:

Phew .............I was about to suspend Smug Club membership..........

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #278 on: August 16, 2011, 11:49:06 AM »
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:



No booze.............. eeek:

The destructions don't say that....  whistle:

Phew .............I was about to suspend Smug Club membership..........

Oh noes! I'd rather have the phlegm than that!  eeek:

How is Miss T talking of phlegm...?
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #279 on: August 16, 2011, 11:52:24 AM »
Miss T is also on turbo-nutter anti-biotics .......... noooo:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #280 on: August 16, 2011, 11:53:41 AM »
Miss T is also on turbo-nutter anti-biotics .......... noooo:

I bet mine are more turboer!  evil:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #281 on: August 16, 2011, 01:46:04 PM »
super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in.  noooo:

poor, poor us.  sad24: sad24:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #282 on: August 16, 2011, 01:48:31 PM »
Wimmin are such wimps  noooo:
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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #283 on: August 16, 2011, 01:52:31 PM »
super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in.  noooo:

poor, poor us.  sad24: sad24:

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Re: Man Flu # 23546
« Reply #284 on: August 16, 2011, 06:30:58 PM »
super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in.  noooo:

poor, poor us.  sad24: sad24:

Given how much of a drama queen BM can be when he is ill I'd say you were on the more turbocharged ones Miss T.  whistle:
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