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Offline Nick

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Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« on: October 15, 2010, 11:31:52 AM »
1. Use teeny weeny screwdriver to bleed bathroom radiator.

Powerful jet of hot black water sprays over me, wall, bath and bathmat.  evil:

2. Remove large spherical glass lampshade to replace bulb and to remove dust and dead flies. Put it in circular washing up bowl and fill with water.

Lampshade and bowl are now friends for life and cannot be separated  evil:

3. Pour drain unblocky stuff down shower drain. Do NOT read instructions. FOOK ME  eeek:

Have volcano in bathroom  evil:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 11:39:04 AM »
You make us larf like Nick!  lol:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2010, 12:03:05 PM »
And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake  cussing:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2010, 12:04:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2010, 12:03:05 PM
And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake  cussing:

Thumb and index finger...?
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2010, 12:04:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2010, 12:03:05 PM
And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake  cussing:

It always is mate

Good luck with the new flat. I am still sure it was the best thing to do.
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2010, 12:20:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2010, 12:04:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2010, 12:03:05 PM
And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake  cussing:

Thumb and index finger...?

I got interrupted by my sofa delivery men and when I came back to the task found I had glued one of those corner of the shower soap holdery things to my toilet seat  Angry9:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2010, 12:27:38 PM »
All part of the joys of moving house  ;D   

It'll turn out fine in the end  happy088
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2010, 12:41:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2010, 12:20:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2010, 12:04:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2010, 12:03:05 PM
And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake  cussing:

Thumb and index finger...?

I got interrupted by my sofa delivery men and when I came back to the task found I had glued one of those corner of the shower soap holdery things to my toilet seat  Angry9:

 lol: lol: lol:

You'll be fine...

Remember, by the inch it is a cinch, by the yard it is hard....  ;)

No charge for these fine werds of advice like...  whistle:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2010, 10:20:02 PM »
Time to get the washer on. Put clothes and soap[ in and turn knobs randomly. Clothes come out hot, dry and covered in dry soap.

No one told me it had a tumble dryer too  cussing:

Note to self: read manual  scared2:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2010, 08:13:46 AM »

You tit!  lol:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2010, 08:16:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2010, 10:20:02 PM
Time to get the washer on. Put clothes and soap[ in and turn knobs randomly. Clothes come out hot, dry and covered in dry soap.

No one told me it had a tumble dryer too  cussing:

Note to self: read manual  scared2:

Yea, right.  ::)
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2010, 01:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2010, 12:04:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2010, 12:03:05 PM
And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake  cussing:

Thumb and index finger...?

Useless fact of the day #462 Superglue was originally designed for patching up injured soldiers, that's why it sticks your fingers together far moore wasily than whatever it was you broke this time Nick.  whistle:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2010, 02:16:59 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2010, 12:04:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2010, 12:03:05 PM
And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake  cussing:

Thumb and index finger...?

Useless fact of the day #462 Superglue was originally designed for patching up injured soldiers, that's why it sticks your fingers together far moore wasily than whatever it was you broke this time Nick.  whistle:

moore wasily?  rubschin:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2010, 02:43:08 PM »
Hawaaaayyy ~ It's Geordie speak Bonny Lad!
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2010, 02:49:56 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2010, 02:43:08 PM
Hawaaaayyy ~ It's Geordie speak Bonny Lad!

I thought it was the Emperor in "The Life of Brian"

Welease woger!  lol:
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