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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2010, 02:25:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 30, 2010, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2010, 01:46:29 PM
Not going well today  noooo:

Manouevring out of the car park I managed to smash my front nearside wing on a stone wall  cussing:  Quick left hand down a bit and hit reverse and smashed the offside passenger door into the wall on the other side.  sad24:  All this witnessed by laydee neighbour upstairs who gave me a look  redface:

Just got back to find I have also smashed the remote sensor for the gate opening mechanism so the gate is now permanently open  noooo:

Have had to call ADT out to fix it  sad32:

Wonder if I can claim this on my insurance?

You can see the neighbours petition taking form as we type  whistle:

Did they not send you a copy...? I've already signed it and sent it back....  whistle:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2010, 02:27:06 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Have you used all your aliases ?
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2010, 02:31:21 PM »
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2010, 02:32:57 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 30, 2010, 02:27:06 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Have you used all your aliases ?

yes...  redface:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2010, 02:35:33 PM »
AND NOW, AND NOW I have a mahoosive infestation of fooking ladybirds who are having some kind of clusterfuck on my ceiling. What is that about? I am about to try to hoover them off  cussing:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2010, 02:37:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2010, 02:35:33 PM
AND NOW, AND NOW I have a mahoosive infestation of fooking ladybirds who are having some kind of clusterfuck on my ceiling. What is that about? I am about to try to hoover them off  cussing:

Did you get the hoover from the same shop as the toaster?  whistle:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2010, 02:38:56 PM »
Well your prayers have been answered ...you have an orgy of ladies and birds in your  flat  whistle:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2010, 02:40:07 PM »
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2010, 02:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2010, 02:35:33 PM
AND NOW, AND NOW I have a mahoosive infestation of fooking ladybirds who are having some kind of clusterfuck on my ceiling. What is that about? I am about to try to hoover them off  cussing:

Prepare for an infestation of greenfly once you have removed the ladybirds that were eating them  whistle:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2010, 02:58:22 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2010, 02:56:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2010, 02:35:33 PM
AND NOW, AND NOW I have a mahoosive infestation of fooking ladybirds who are having some kind of clusterfuck on my ceiling. What is that about? I am about to try to hoover them off  cussing:

Prepare for an infestation of greenfly once you have removed the ladybirds that were eating them  whistle:

And a gubbed hoover...  whistle:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2010, 03:16:14 PM »
Well hoovering the ladybirds swarm of the ceiling worked a treat  eveilgrin:

Mind you, they are now breeding inside the hoover  scared2:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2010, 03:49:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2010, 03:16:14 PM
Well hoovering the ladybirds swarm of the ceiling worked a treat  eveilgrin:

Mind you, they are now breeding inside the hoover  scared2:

Quote from: Barman on October 30, 2010, 02:58:22 PM

And a gubbed hoover...  whistle:

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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2010, 03:51:35 PM »
I am going to set fire to the hoover bag, like  angel1
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2010, 03:54:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2010, 03:16:14 PM
Well hoovering the ladybirds swarm of the ceiling worked a treat  eveilgrin:

Mind you, they are now breeding inside the hoover  scared2:

I do the same with flour moths  rubschin:
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Re: Getting in A BIT OF A PICKLE
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2010, 04:20:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2010, 03:51:35 PM
I am going to set fire to the hoover bag, like  angel1

Quote from: Barman on October 30, 2010, 02:58:22 PM

And a gubbed hoover...  whistle:

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