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Offline Miss Demeanour

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The law of the sod
« on: October 16, 2010, 07:59:49 AM »
So , trying to ensure that I have a good nights sleep last night I decided I would do all the things that make me feel lovely and cosy when I go to bed.

Step 1 - change all the bedding to lovely crisp, freshly laundered and sweetly smelling stuff. My favourite all white set  cloud9:

Step 2 - have deep , long ,luxuriating bath before bedtime

Step 3 - have soothing drink to alleviate aches , pains and snivels before sleepytime

Step 4 - try not to wake up in the middle of the night sneezing and blowing nose so hard , you have a nose bleed   noooo: and all new ,lovely , white sheets and duvet cover get splattered with claret  evil:
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Re: The law of the sod
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2010, 08:12:08 AM »
Oh dear, you too have the man flu  noooo:

The first three days are the worst. And I too ended up with a nose bleed  noooo:
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Re: The law of the sod
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2010, 08:19:08 AM »
Don't feel too bad ...just snivelly ( however that is spelt)  and a bit headachey ....nothing new for a gerl eh  whistle:
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Re: The law of the sod
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2010, 08:29:12 AM »
I am discovering how posh my new locality is! Wandered a hundred yards up the road yesterday to sign up at the local doctors' surgery.

This is it!!  eeek:



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Re: The law of the sod
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2010, 08:36:06 AM »
It's like Hogwarts  eeek:
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Re: The law of the sod
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2010, 08:38:15 AM »
They have some weird roolz. YOu can't make appointments by telephone. You have to call in in person to make one. rubschin:

I said "But what if you are ill, like?"

Receptionist gave me a look scared2:
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Re: The law of the sod
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2010, 08:39:17 AM »
That's banonkers  noooo:

Do they have t'internet ?
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Re: The law of the sod
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2010, 08:44:44 AM »
I am discovering how posh my new locality is! Wandered a hundred yards up the road yesterday to sign up at the local doctors' surgery.

This is it!!  eeek:





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Re: The law of the sod
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2010, 09:18:28 AM »
Ditto with the nosebleed after the initial sniffles. Not good.

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Re: The law of the sod
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2010, 10:31:39 AM »
I am discovering how posh my new locality is! Wandered a hundred yards up the road yesterday to sign up at the local doctors' surgery.

This is it!!  eeek:





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