New job titles

[Miss Demeanour]

Well not a job title as such but additional roles and tasks that I have been assigned.

As of today apparently I am an 'Information Custodian' for the department 

I take that to mean gossip queen  but I'm sure they don't mean that 

[Snoopy]

Well ................ perhaps your "discretion" and willingness to hear all but say nowt had a bearing on your selection for the post ...... or perhaps they are confident that you will be one of those spared the chop and thus save on retraining/retitling costs.

[Pastis]

Do we call you MisInformation from now on then, like? 

[Snoopy]

[Miss Demeanour]

 

God knows what it means tho 

[Nick]

Better read up on the DPA. And don't lose any laptops 

[Snoopy]

Is this a new position created by your employer or have 4 people held the post before? .... I hope the latter as we can then call you Miss Information #5 (MI5 for short)

[Darwins Selection]