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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Silly
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2010, 01:23:51 PM »
I think I have met that policeman. Stopped me one night at about 1am.

"And where do you think you're going at this time of night?"

I said "Home"

He said "And where's that?"

"Where I live" I replied

"Are you some kind of comedian?" he asked

"No" I said, "But Tommy Cooper was and he told me the story"
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Re: Silly
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2010, 01:25:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 22, 2010, 01:09:55 PM
I got stopped by a policeman last night. He said, "Where were you between 5 and 7?"

I said, "Infants school, you idiot."

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Re: Silly
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2010, 01:36:02 PM »
I wonder what would happen if people stopped asking hypothetical questions?
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Re: Silly
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2010, 01:36:32 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 22, 2010, 01:36:02 PM
I wonder what would happen if people stopped asking hypothetical questions?

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Re: Silly
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2010, 01:43:49 PM »
Just adopted a black kid. I have called him Google, might as well, the little fucker's going to spend his whole life getting searched.
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Re: Silly
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2010, 01:45:05 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 01:43:49 PM
Just adopted a black kid. I have called him Google, might as well, the little fucker's going to spend his whole life getting searched.

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Re: Silly
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2010, 01:48:42 PM »
Man took wife to bed and pleasured her with a large cucumber.

She had multiple orgasms, then they both fell asleep exhausted.

Hours later she woke up screaming.." Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God I am coming"

In panic he asked "What's the matter?"

She says "sorry love, it's the cucumber repeating on me!"
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Re: Silly
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2010, 02:45:01 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 01:48:42 PM
Man took wife to bed and pleasured her with a large cucumber.

She had multiple orgasms, then they both fell asleep exhausted.

Hours later she woke up screaming.." Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God I am coming"

In panic he asked "What's the matter?"

She says "sorry love, it's the cucumber repeating on me!"

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Re: Silly
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2010, 10:11:27 AM »
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Re: Silly
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2010, 10:17:36 AM »


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Re: Silly
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2010, 03:48:00 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 08, 2010, 10:11:27 AM
Very silly ...  noooo:

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid10177795001?bctid=702176099001

I'd have taken him back to the lamppost... with one of these like...  eveilgrin:

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Re: Silly
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2010, 04:01:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2010, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 08, 2010, 10:11:27 AM
Very silly ...  noooo:

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid10177795001?bctid=702176099001

I'd have taken him back to the lamppost... with one of these like...  eveilgrin:



You were always too much of a moderate.  noooo:
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Re: Silly
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2010, 04:23:02 PM »
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