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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2010, 08:03:54 PM »
If you run out of washing up liquid DO NOT reach for anything that you imagine might be a sort of substitute  redface:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2010, 08:07:02 PM »
 eeek: What?
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2010, 08:08:19 PM »
plus...do not put washing up liquid in your windscreen washer bottle... noooo:
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« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2010, 08:11:03 PM »
I used windscreen washer stuff for washing up  noooo:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2010, 08:21:56 PM »
 sick2:

Leave those things you have washed up to one side, buy washing up liquid and thoroughly wash and rinse them again. If not you could be very   sick2: sick2:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2010, 09:02:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2010, 08:11:03 PM
I used windscreen washer stuff for washing up  noooo:

Really? whistle:
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« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2010, 09:16:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2010, 08:11:03 PM
I used windscreen washer stuff for washing up  noooo:

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« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2010, 09:32:08 PM »
It's the coffee jug that bothers me  noooo:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2010, 09:33:05 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2010, 12:24:12 PM »
When trying to listen to 'stuff' on YouTube through ear phones remember to plug them in. redface:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2010, 01:23:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 07, 2010, 12:24:12 PM
When trying to listen to 'stuff' on YouTube through ear phones remember to plug them in. redface:

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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2010, 03:41:54 PM »
You may well laugh but I can't hear you as I have my headphones plugged in. angel1
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2010, 03:54:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 07, 2010, 03:41:54 PM
You may well laugh but I can't hear you as I have my headphones plugged in. angel1

Well now you do...  ::)
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« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2010, 04:15:46 PM »
Pardon.
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