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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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« Reply #45 on: December 07, 2010, 05:56:46 PM »
There's no need to shout you know.  I'm not deaf. ::)
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« Reply #46 on: December 07, 2010, 08:24:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 07, 2010, 05:56:46 PM
There's no need to shout you know.  I'm not deaf. ::)

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« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2010, 09:23:00 AM »
When your bath is not emptying very quickly go to the supermarket and buy some of them granules like.

Do not use 98% sulphuric acid from your mate. It takes the lacquer off of your plastic bath and melts the waste pipe.  redface:

The people downstairs are not too impressed with their ceiling.  whistle:

Anyone know a good plumber?  surrender:
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« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2010, 09:25:44 AM »
Oh dear.  I know Pete the Polish plumber  but it's a bit far for him to come like. noooo:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2010, 03:45:01 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on December 08, 2010, 09:23:00 AM
When your bath is not emptying very quickly go to the supermarket and buy some of them granules like.

Do not use 98% sulphuric acid from your mate. It takes the lacquer off of your plastic bath and melts the waste pipe.  redface:

The people downstairs are not too impressed with their ceiling.  whistle:

Anyone know a good plumber?  surrender:

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« Reply #50 on: December 08, 2010, 04:13:32 PM »
My mate signed up for one of those 'learn to be a plumber in 6 weeks' courses you see in the papers. His final exam was at 9am yesterday. He turned up at 3pm looked at the exam paper and said.....''looks like I am going to need a pen for this job, I will have to pop round to my suppliers for one. Be right back.''

 He came top of his class!..........
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2010, 04:22:26 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2010, 04:13:32 PM
My mate signed up for one of those 'learn to be a plumber in 6 weeks' courses you see in the papers. His final exam was at 9am yesterday. He turned up at 3pm looked at the exam paper and said.....''looks like I am going to need a pen for this job, I will have to pop round to my suppliers for one. Be right back.''

 He came top of his class!..........

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