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Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« on: October 22, 2010, 03:10:20 PM »
1. Don't wash yer bright red 'Jackass' tee shirt wiv all the other stuff like...  noooo:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2010, 03:16:15 PM »
 rubschin: I wonder who would have given him that Tee Shirt.
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2010, 04:16:17 PM »
Never wash orange rugs in the washer, like, especially with LL's undies in there, like  whistle:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2010, 04:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 22, 2010, 04:16:17 PM
Never wash orange rugs in the washer, like, especially with LL's undies in there, like  whistle:

You've got a ginger rug?  point:

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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2010, 05:03:52 PM »
Never open a champagne cork with your teeth.
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2010, 05:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 22, 2010, 05:03:52 PM
Never open a champagne cork with your teeth.

Use someone else's  razz: 
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2010, 05:24:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 22, 2010, 05:03:52 PM
Never open a champagne cork with your teeth.

How about a champagne bottle...?  rubschin:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2010, 05:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 22, 2010, 05:24:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 22, 2010, 05:03:52 PM
Never open a champagne cork with your teeth.

How about a champagne bottle...?  rubschin:
doh:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2010, 05:30:03 PM »
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2010, 05:31:42 PM »
It's been one of those dislecksick sort of days. surrender:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2010, 06:01:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 22, 2010, 05:31:42 PM
It's been one of those dislecksick sort of days. surrender:

We can see that...  whistle:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2010, 09:36:41 PM »
It's good to see that you have been paying attention.
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2010, 05:23:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 22, 2010, 09:36:41 PM
It's good to see that you have been paying attention.

Oh yes...  angel1
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2010, 10:22:17 AM »
The Dyson manual states 'Don't have the machine above you on the stairs' for a reason...  evil:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2010, 10:38:01 AM »


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