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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2010, 10:38:51 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2010, 10:45:33 AM »
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2010, 02:27:25 PM »
If the bendy sucky tube on your hoover gets blocked and you use water to flush it out make sure all the water is out before turning the hoover back on again  noooo:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2010, 02:50:53 PM »
 

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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2010, 06:02:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 05, 2010, 02:27:25 PM
If the bendy sucky tube on your hoover gets blocked and you use water to flush it out make sure all the water is out before turning the hoover back on again  noooo:

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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2010, 06:03:18 PM »
Not to worry ~ it'll drown the ladybirds.
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2010, 06:03:38 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 05, 2010, 06:03:18 PM
Not to worry ~ it'll drown the ladybirds.

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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2010, 11:47:18 AM »
Never shove a fork down the waste disposal whilst it is in action. redface:
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« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2010, 11:48:44 AM »
Don't try to mend the kitchen with superglue. In fact, don't try to mend ANYTHING with superglue
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2010, 06:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2010, 11:48:44 AM
Don't try to mend the kitchen with superglue. In fact, don't try to mend ANYTHING with superglue

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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2010, 06:03:46 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2010, 06:02:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2010, 11:48:44 AM
Don't try to mend the kitchen with superglue. In fact, don't try to mend ANYTHING with superglue

Except severed fingers

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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2010, 05:21:52 PM »
It is always better not to stand under a garage door when it is dropping off. sad24:
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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2010, 05:25:20 PM »
  eeek: You didn't?




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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2010, 05:44:07 PM »
Oh bugger I missed out the word door, now sorted. redface:

Yep it is an 'up and over' door and it jumped out of it's runners whilst I was trying to close it.  


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Re: Barman's All New Domestic Tips Thread
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2010, 05:58:48 PM »


But still painful!  happy100
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