Today's the day for ...........

[Miss Demeanour]

Apparently today is LBD day  ( Little Black Dress )  

Anyone wanting to drop a dress size in order to wear one of these for Crimbo should start their diet today  October 25th is the last chance to start a 'sensible' diet to fit into party dresses, according to nutritionists.


 

[Nick]

Why would I want to? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Well you would want improved scenery I'd imagine 

[Barman]

Apparently today is LBD day  ( Little Black Dress )  

Anyone wanting to drop a dress size in order to wear one of these for Crimbo should start their diet today  October 25th is the last chance to start a 'sensible' diet to fit into party dresses, according to nutritionists.


 

Wouldn't that depend on how overweight you were...? 

[Uncle Mort]

I probably need a diet to fit into my little black number as well. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Wouldn't that depend on how overweight you were...? 

Dont think so....6 weeks to lose 1 dress size is all they are suggesting it takes ....whatever dress size you start out at 

[Miss Demeanour]

I probably need a diet to fit into my little black number as well. 

Is this for your retirement bash ? 

[Uncle Mort]

 

Only seem to attend "Lounge Suit" dos these days. Actually have just received an invite to an Evening Reception with the Lord Mayor of the City, it seems I've won two tickets in a draw for those who've registered their companys for voting rights.

[Pastis]

Black Tie surely? 

[Uncle Mort]

Lounge Suit.

[Barman]

Wouldn't that depend on how overweight you were...? 

Dont think so....6 weeks to lose 1 dress size is all they are suggesting it takes ....whatever dress size you start out at 

OIC 

[Just One More]

I reckon I could get into any of those without a dress size being lost 

[Snoopy]

I reckon I could get into any of those without a dress size being lost 

Indeed but we belong to a generation that knows how a zip works ~ That which goes up .......... will also come down 

[Miss Demeanour]

I reckon I could get into any of those without a dress size being lost 

Modesty however would be a completely different matter 

[Pirate]

Those dresses are a bit long ain't they. Now I'm not saying that I like her, or the dress, but it's the right length  (well, she ain't bad s'pose)



Look at the shoes...BM's going to have a seizure