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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2010, 07:00:46 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on November 02, 2010, 06:59:04 PM
Don't open the 200g packet of  8) 'cool' tortilla chips until the chilli is cooked.. redface:

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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2010, 07:11:44 PM »
Oh yes...

Another top tip...not applicable to those who use fresh lemons as I usually do...

When opening a 'Jif' lemon squeezy thingy, do not look at the eye of the bottle while squeezing at the same time... Angry9:

Suppose you could same the same for a girl giving you a blow...Oh never mind...
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2010, 07:14:34 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on November 02, 2010, 07:11:44 PM
Oh yes...

Another top tip...not applicable to those who use fresh lemons as I usually do...

When opening a 'Jif' lemon squeezy thingy, do not look at the eye of the bottle while squeezing at the same time... Angry9:

Suppose you could same the same for a girl giving you a blow...Oh never mind...

How close to Nick to you live...?  rubschin:
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2010, 07:25:56 PM »
Miles away... cloud9:

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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2010, 07:32:15 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on November 02, 2010, 07:25:56 PM
Miles away... cloud9:



No excuse there then...  noooo:
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2010, 12:18:31 AM »
A watched pot means that you should get out more.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2010, 04:40:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 05, 2010, 12:18:31 AM
A watched pot means that you should get out more.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2010, 10:09:29 AM »
When you place a saucepan on the ring of an electric hob, it is always a different one that gets hot.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2010, 05:23:54 PM »
Never defrost meat in the microwave at setting one whilst pissed.

You will invariably find you have set said microwave at warp ten and your kitchen will explode and you will have to go to the takeaway.

Your partner will never let you fecking forget it either.

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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2010, 05:26:16 PM »
Quote from: TG on November 06, 2010, 05:23:54 PM
Never defrost meat in the microwave at setting one whilst pissed.

You will invariably find you have set said microwave at warp ten and your kitchen will explode and you will have to go to the takeaway.

Your partner will never let you fecking forget it either.

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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2010, 12:20:11 PM »
Do not attempt to remove a saucepan lid with a metal handle from a saucepan which has been simmering on the hob for over an hour. sad32:
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2010, 03:02:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 08, 2010, 12:20:11 PM
Do not attempt to remove a saucepan lid with a metal handle from a saucepan which has been simmering on the hob for over an hour. sad32:

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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2010, 03:09:40 PM »
 doh:  Because my dear chap the handle gets incredibly hot and then you drop the bleddy thing on your foot.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2010, 03:12:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2010, 03:02:52 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 08, 2010, 12:20:11 PM
Do not attempt to remove a saucepan lid with a metal handle from a saucepan which has been simmering on the hob for over an hour. sad32:

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Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 03:09:40 PM
doh:  Because my dear chap the handle gets incredibly hot and then you drop the bleddy thing on your foot.


Arsk a silly question ..... etc  whistle:
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2010, 03:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 03:09:40 PM
doh:  Because my dear chap the handle gets incredibly hot and then you drop the bleddy thing on your foot.

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