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Offline Snoopy

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Cookery Tips
« on: October 27, 2010, 11:58:43 AM »


I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2010, 03:00:01 PM »
 lol:  Do not drop pickled octopus down your cleavage it is neither clever or funny.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2010, 04:03:27 PM »
Never microwave anything damp
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2010, 06:36:56 PM »
Never chop vegetables whilst nakid.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2010, 07:28:20 PM »
or fry sausages
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2010, 07:35:15 PM »
Never cut up a chilli and then have a wee, or rub your eye, without washing your hands...
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2010, 10:05:42 PM »
Never look a grilled horse in the mouth.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2010, 10:21:08 PM »
A casserole cooks quicker with the oven turned on  redface:
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2010, 11:21:13 AM »
Fried onion and garlic smell good whatever the time of day.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2010, 11:24:06 AM »
Always attack a winkle with a pin
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2010, 08:20:11 AM »
The tin with no label always contains peaches and not what you thought.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2010, 03:34:27 PM »
Don't try and get your children to eat purple potatoes.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2010, 04:49:49 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 31, 2010, 03:34:27 PM
Don't try and get your children to eat purple potatoes.
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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2010, 06:50:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 31, 2010, 03:34:27 PM
Don't try and get your children to eat purple potatoes.

Read about that somewhere...a new strain of potatoes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11477327



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Re: Cookery Tips
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2010, 06:59:04 PM »
Don't open the 200g packet of  8) 'cool' tortilla chips until the chilli is cooked.. redface:
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