Well in a moment of "I'll watch it so you don't have to" I put the Rings of Power on. Entertainment Weekly may have been kind..
The show opens with a young Galadriel rugby tackling some kid and about to beat the living daylights out of them for throwing stones at her paper boat and sinking it before being stopped by her brother, followed by some of the worst dialogue I've heard in ages.
"Dp you know why a ship floats but a stone drops? Because the stone sees only down"
And seems to go downhill from there:
Galadriel jumping off another elves sword before slaughtering a troll that was attacking her party (yes, that scene from the trailer).
Harfoot camouflage and 'stealth' caravans.
Waddling dwarves
The whole thing feeling like a bad 80's B movie
On the plus side...............er.............well the CGI looks pretty decent.
Somehow I don't think I'll be watching the rest of the series