Coming up on the box

[Just One More]

My big fat gypsy royal wedding ....just to add a bit of equilibrium to the events tomorrow like 

Thanks for that Miss D. I hope to watch it tonight, but the DVD is set in case I nod off

[Miss Demeanour]

Reality Location Shows


Ok so THE most popular one at the moment is The Only Way is Essex . You may or may not be aware of this programme but essentially follows the lives of a 'real' group of people in Essex that spend all their time getting spray tanned , vajazzled and clubbing .

It would appear there are now other regional variations to follow

Made in Chelsea - For all those TV viewers out there who are sick and tired of the perma-tanned, vajazzled antics of The Only Way Is Essex stars, this may be a welcome departure.

E4 has commissioned a new reality series to rival the ITV2 cult hit, based on the lives of the champagne-swilling heirs and heiresses of the Chelsea social set.

The show will follow the twenty-something residents of London's most exclusive postcodes and reveal the cat fights, rivalries and love lives behind the designer labels and blue-blood family names.

Then there is to be Geordie Shore - the glamorous city of Newcastle becomes the latest stomping ground for this gang of tanned and buffed individuals



Talk about beating a format to death 

[Nick]

vajazzled?

[Miss Demeanour]

To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

[Pirate]

What do they taste like?

[Just One More]

To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

I live and learn

Sod that for a game of soldiers. I still have bits of glitter on me a fortnight after opening a card from me sister. To much of an evidence trail for my liking

[Miss Demeanour]

That is a rather excessive pattern....they are normally just a few crystals in a pattern like and glued on . But can appreciate your concerns 

[Just One More]

I'm not an expert on butterflies, but is it a pee-cock

[Miss Demeanour]

 

It's obviously emerged from it's cockoon stage 

[Just One More]

I'm trying to work in a line using chrysallis, but my brain hurts 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Ok so THE most popular one at the moment is The Only Way is Essex . You may or may not be aware of this programme but essentially follows the lives of a 'real' group of people in Essex that spend all their time getting spray tanned , vajazzled and clubbing .

I caught 5 minutes of that godawful abortion channel hopping a while back, 2 thick as sh*t tarts and their neanderthal of the day trying to buy fireworks when one of them asked if Guy Fawkes was American and was he important.  

[Miss Demeanour]

Essentially the whole premise of the show is that you don't have to have intelligence to be successful. Beauty and arrogance gets you anywhere you need to go ...all be it fake 

[Grumpmeister]

And we wonder why this country is fucked when we put these useless morons on a pedestal for the young and impressionable to aim for. 

[Just One More]

My big fat gypsy royal wedding ....just to add a bit of equilibrium to the events tomorrow like 

Thanks for that Miss D. I hope to watch it tonight, but the DVD is set in case I nod off

That's the first gypsy wedding programme I've watched from start to finish. I could fill the whole screen with these ...