The all new Miss D, Pastis and Nick go caving thread

[Nick]

Penny pinching too 

[Barman]

Are they chocolate covered Hob Nobs...if not get back out there 

So picky.

Hence her insistence on first class travel   It's so she doesn't have to rub shoulders with plebs (except Pasties, obviously).

It was £16 each way first class  ...they are almost paying people to visit you 

[Snoopy]

Are they chocolate covered Hob Nobs...if not get back out there 

So picky.

Hence her insistence on first class travel   It's so she doesn't have to rub shoulders with plebs (except Pasties, obviously).

It was £16 each way first class  ...they are almost paying people to visit you 

So Miss D and Pastis will not need to play the old "Pass the ticket under the toilet door" trick then

[Darwins Selection]

Are they chocolate covered Hob Nobs...if not get back out there 

So picky.

Hence her insistence on first class travel   It's so she doesn't have to rub shoulders with plebs (except Pasties, obviously).

It was £16 each way first class  ...they are almost paying people to visit you 

I assume you will be asking for a refund from Nick as he generally has to pay 'friends' to visit?

It is just respite from phoning the Samaritans.

[Barman]

Are they chocolate covered Hob Nobs...if not get back out there 

So picky.

Hence her insistence on first class travel   It's so she doesn't have to rub shoulders with plebs (except Pasties, obviously).

It was £16 each way first class  ...they are almost paying people to visit you 

I assume you will be asking for a refund from Nick as he generally has to pay 'friends' to visit?

It is just respite from phoning the Samaritans.

The Samaritans have banned him - like Yahoo Answers... 

[Nick]

 

[Pastis]

So, tennis racquets, skis, skates (optional), wooly hats and scarves... Anything else we need to pack? 

[Nick]

Voddy to keep Miss D going on the train. Ear muffs/plugs.

[Darwins Selection]

. . . .  Ear muffs/plugs.

You planning to do a lot of talking?

[Nick]

I see you have not had the pleasure of Miss D 

[Darwins Selection]

I see you have not had the pleasure of Miss D 

I gather that is becoming quite an exclusive position.

[Nick]

Mr Thread? Mr Gutter will be along shortly.

[Miss Demeanour]

I see you have not had the pleasure of Miss D 

You wonder why you make the effort sometimes doncha 

[Darwins Selection]

I see you have not had the pleasure of Miss D 

You wonder why you make the effort sometimes doncha 

Every day. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

In every way.