The all new Miss D, Pastis and Nick go caving thread

[Nick]

I see the attractions will shortly include an outdoor ice skating rink 

[Snoopy]

Hmmmmm! Are they up for the "Dress Code"?

[Miss Demeanour]

Not bloody likely 

[Snoopy]

 

[Nick]

What can possibly go wrong?









I skated once (age 17). I spent the whole evening on my arse 

[Snoopy]

 


Happens to us all first time 


Luckily Southampton, back in olden days, had an ice rink and with gerls as the main attraction I mastered the basics well enough not to look too stupid .... but I wouldn't want to try it again now.

[Nick]

I am considering lunch venues in Nottingham

Do you think Miss D would warm to this?

PUDDINGS
A sharing board of The Living Room desserts. Ideal for two or more...
Vanilla pannacotta with raspberry compote, chocolate brownies, fresh strawberries
with warm chocolate fondue and mango & passion fruit Eton Mess £11.95
Pot au citron set with blackberries, served with thyme shortbread £4.95
Chocolate brownie with raspberry compote and Callestick Farm dairy vanilla ice-cream £5.15
Cookies and 'milk' – chocolate chip cookies and vanilla pannacotta £3.95
Pavlova with passion fruit, cream and chilli-spiked mangos £5.95
Sticky toffee pudding with Callestick Farm dairy vanilla ice-cream £5.45
Plum crumble with granola topping, served with cream or custard £4.95
Gingerbread and white chocolate cheesecake with strawberries drenched in a basil syrup £5.45
Callestick Farm ice-creams – choose from honeycomb, lemon curd, apple pie or dairy vanilla £2.95
West Country Cheddar, Leicestershire Stilton and English brie
with walnuts, caramelised onion chutney, celery and biscuits £8.25

I see they also offer sea bass cooked in voddy, perhaps time for her Ladyship to reconsider her fishphobia 

[Snoopy]

I am considering lunch venues in Nottingham

Do you think Miss D would warm to this?

PUDDINGS
A sharing board of The Living Room desserts. Ideal for two or more...
Vanilla pannacotta with raspberry compote, chocolate brownies, fresh strawberries
with warm chocolate fondue and mango & passion fruit Eton Mess £11.95
Pot au citron set with blackberries, served with thyme shortbread £4.95
Chocolate brownie with raspberry compote and Callestick Farm dairy vanilla ice-cream £5.15
Cookies and 'milk' – chocolate chip cookies and vanilla pannacotta £3.95
Pavlova with passion fruit, cream and chilli-spiked mangos £5.95
Sticky toffee pudding with Callestick Farm dairy vanilla ice-cream £5.45
Plum crumble with granola topping, served with cream or custard £4.95
Gingerbread and white chocolate cheesecake with strawberries drenched in a basil syrup £5.45
Callestick Farm ice-creams – choose from honeycomb, lemon curd, apple pie or dairy vanilla £2.95
West Country Cheddar, Leicestershire Stilton and English brie
with walnuts, caramelised onion chutney, celery and biscuits £8.25

I see they also offer sea bass cooked in voddy, perhaps time for her Ladyship to reconsider her fishphobia 

Warm to it? 

From reports received she could clear the lot!

[Miss Demeanour]

Well that's dinner sorted then ....

'Her Ladyship' ... I like it 

[Darwins Selection]

'Her Ladyship' ... I like it 

So we heard. 

[Barman]

'Her Ladyship' ... I like it 

So we heard. 

 

 

[Nick]

Well that's dinner sorted then ....

'Her Ladyship' ... I like it 

With Sea Bass in Voddy as an appetiser?

[Miss Demeanour]

Rearrange the words no and fish in any order you want to 

[Nick]

Miss D orders lunch:

"Yes my good man, I wish the Sea Bass in Voddy, but without the Sea Bass, and then all the puddings at once and a funnel. These boys may order as they wish."

Miss D waves an imperious finger. Waiter walks away backwards.  

Pastis and Nick glumly  look for a waitress to chat up  , as usual.

[Nick]

Not long to go now. I have bought some hob nobs, specially like. Miss D has insisted on travelling first class