The all new Miss D, Pastis and Nick go caving thread

[Darwins Selection]

You can borrow some chains from the dungeon and wrap them round your feet. . . .

. . . and go for a swim.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

 

I shall send tennis racquets immediately via pigeon post.

[Nick]

The southern softies are trying to wriggle out of it  using lame excuses about snow and trains and stuff. I may have to go out for a slap up lunch on my own, like 

[Barman]

The southern softies are trying to wriggle out of it  using lame excuses about snow and trains and stuff. I may have to go out for a slap up lunch on my own, like 

I don't blame them.... 

They can come another time like... 

[Nick]

So I wasted my money on those choccy biscuits for Miss D 

[Barman]

So I wasted my money on those choccy biscuits for Miss D 

They'll keep - unless you opened them like... what is the 'Best Before' date...?

And Miss C will help you out this weekend if the weather picks up... 

[Pastis]

More of an executive decision based on the idea of a non-essential journey fear  , and of course a poorly Brat being left home alone (  )

If the train is actually cancelled as several have been today, we may be able to take an option for a later date 

[Barman]

More of an executive decision based on the idea of a non-essential journey fear  , and of course a poorly Brat being left home alone (  )

If the train is actually cancelled as several have been today, we may be able to take an option for a later date 

Very wise IMHO... 

[Nick]

Well I hear the station has reopened and there is a bit of a thaw going on, and I checked out the fabulous pudding restaurant earlier and they do lots of things with vodka, like (even fish  ) and we know Miss D likes shopping. What could possibly go wrong?

And the Brat would love  day of unsupervised mayhem freedom

And I see the local radio is well on top of the travel situation!

Travel info for Easter
Details of the service on offer in Nottinghamshire over the Easter period.


Trams

Nottingham Express Transit - on Good Friday and Easter Monday there will be a Sunday service running on the trams. For more tram information...

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Buses

Nottingham City Transport - on Bank Holiday Monday there will be a Sunday service, a normal service will run at all other times.

Trent/Barton Buses - a normal Friday service will operate apart from in the Buxton area when a Sunday service will operate on Good Friday. Easter Monday will have a Sunday service throughout.

Stagecoach buses - on Good Friday, a normal service will operate. A normal Sunday service will operate on Easter Sunday and a Sunday service on Easter Monday.

[Miss Demeanour]

Not cancelled just postponed my dear man .....you would hate it if we were stuck with you over night 

[Nick]

Not cancelled just postponed my dear man .....you would hate it if we were stuck with you over night 

So I go to see Snoopy and everyone ends up an A&E 
SO I go to see Growler and he sets fire to the mayonnaise
SO I go out for lunch with SNoopy and we go to different places
And now this....
 

Anyhoo Miss Creant is made of sterner stuff. Note to self: Buy gallons of PG

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Don't forget to put anti-freeze in it.

[Nick]

Just have the anti freeze by itself, like. I have some olives I could put in....

[Darwins Selection]

Anyhoo Miss Creant is made of sterner stuff. Note to self: Buy gallons of PG

Is there space to park her Digestive Transit?

[Nick]

Well presently my driveway is inaccessible, on account of me being snowed in, like. But she can leave it in the street where it will be perfectly safe