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Offline Bar Wench

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UN-PC joke
« on: July 18, 2007, 03:23:21 PM »
It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2007, 03:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 03:23:21 PM
It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!

1997 I received it the first time...  sleep017
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 07:54:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2007, 03:46:44 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 03:23:21 PM
It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!

1997 I received it the first time...  sleep017

Well, excuse me for breathing!
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 08:05:05 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 19, 2007, 07:54:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2007, 03:46:44 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 03:23:21 PM
It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!

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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 08:57:47 AM »
Well I've never seen it before.

Stop picking on the staff Barman.
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 08:59:28 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2007, 08:57:47 AM
Well I've never seen it before.

Stop picking on the staff Barman.

I think I'll clap you for that!
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 03:36:23 PM »
 doh:
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 12:35:01 PM »
I smote him
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 04:21:19 PM »
Me too...  whistle:
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2007, 07:24:54 PM »
SMOTE !
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2007, 07:46:16 PM »
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2007, 11:13:27 AM »
Never mind Barman old chap, seeing as someone has given you the clap I thought I'd smite you and bring you back to -100. Normal service has now been restored  point:
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2007, 12:20:44 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2007, 11:13:27 AM
Never mind Barman old chap, seeing as someone has given you the clap I thought I'd smite you and bring you back to -100. Normal service has now been restored  point:
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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2007, 12:32:07 PM »
When in "Management" I always used to tell people that the higher up the toilet wall your name and accompanying insults were written the better job you were doing ~ I think this may be a similar principle.  happy100



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Re: UN-PC joke
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2007, 12:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 21, 2007, 12:32:07 PM
When in "Management" I always used to tell people that the higher up the toilet wall your name and accompanying insults were written the better job you were doing ~ I think this may be a similar principle.  happy100



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