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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #105 on: November 05, 2010, 11:16:58 AM »
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #106 on: November 05, 2010, 11:22:26 AM »
Always used to say "just a prick" but its been "just a scratch" for some time now. Probably some guidelines from on high.  rubschin:

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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #107 on: November 05, 2010, 11:46:20 AM »
You're right Uncle ~ I did ask the staff nurse in A&E on Saturday.

She laughingly confirmed that they are instructed not to use "Prick" in the warning.
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #108 on: November 05, 2010, 06:38:42 PM »
Years ago, one Christmas, when printed t-shirts, and tie dye were the fashion, so my dad told me, an ex gave me some boxer shorts with a print of a hypodermic and underneath it said "Don't worry, you'll only feel a little prick" Scarred me for life... noooo:

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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #109 on: November 05, 2010, 08:45:33 PM »
Not wishing to hijack a post or anyfink…but I too had a fasting blood test today…The usual Phlebotomist is female and she is a petite blond, getting on a bit mind, but still quite shaggable… eyes: there is always a bit of banter between us, and you know that she's only barely dressed under her white coat...every time I go in and sit with my left arm on the pillow, she re-arranges it slightly, the result being that my left hand always brushes against her left breast…or is compressed near her nether regions…not deliberately, I might add on my part…honest m'lud… angel1

Today I go in…different nurse… scared2: not so shaggable, admittedly…she studies the screen monitor for a minute, and then re-arranges my arm, and my left hand brushes against her left breast…conspiracy theory…

The same with the dental hygienist…she always leans over and buries her tits in my right shoulder and neck…mind you they are quite large…Don't suppose that she could much else with em, like  noooo:

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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #110 on: November 05, 2010, 08:47:56 PM »
I had a massage in China like that once...  noooo:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #111 on: November 05, 2010, 08:49:22 PM »
We do it on purpose like  ::)
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #112 on: November 05, 2010, 08:50:31 PM »
I had a massage in China like that once...  noooo:

With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?

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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #113 on: November 05, 2010, 08:51:47 PM »
I had a massage in China like that once...  noooo:

With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?

No, a massagerist...  ::)
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #114 on: November 05, 2010, 08:57:45 PM »
I had a massage in China like that once...  noooo:

With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?

No, a massagerist...  ::)

prolly a Masseur then... point:

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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #115 on: November 05, 2010, 08:58:37 PM »
I had a massage in China like that once...  noooo:

With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?

No, a massagerist...  ::)

no.......  ::)

prolly a Masseur then... point:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #116 on: November 05, 2010, 08:59:49 PM »

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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #118 on: November 05, 2010, 09:07:29 PM »
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #119 on: November 05, 2010, 09:11:23 PM »
Don't leave Snoopy out now will ya  ;)

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