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Offline GROWLER

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Goin' the quacks
« on: November 01, 2010, 08:14:15 PM »
Tomorrow, ok?  ::)
I have a list of 'failures and faultisms' that I've been gathering for some time now, so I'll bombard him/her with the lot in one go to save further mithering.
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 08:20:00 PM »
You'll know when you've given told them enough as smoke will come out of the doctor's ears. Information overload signs will flash in his/her eyes.
They can't handle much input I have discovered.

Saturday afternoon, just gone, I was  Snoopysick: off to A&E by ambulance AGAIN!

Heart malfunction .... bloody thing had righted itself by the time I got there. Ambulance broke down! I think the hysterical laughter I could not contain might have helped me.
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 08:27:24 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 01, 2010, 08:20:00 PM
You'll know when you've given told them enough as smoke will come out of the doctor's ears. Information overload signs will flash in his/her eyes.
They can't handle much input I have discovered.

Saturday afternoon, just gone, I was  Snoopysick: off to A&E by ambulance AGAIN!

Heart malfunction .... bloody thing had righted itself by the time I got there. Ambulance broke down! I think the hysterical laughter I could not contain might have helped me.


I'm 'avin' me 'ECU' and blood pressure checked while I'm there.
Summat's not tickin' right, so i thought I'd better have it checked out...very reluctantly.. preferably before I croak it on 'me everyone's 'ill.

Absolutely bloody dreading it tbqatth. scared2:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 08:39:38 PM »
I know the dreading it feeling.... I came home with both arms and the backs of both hands like bloody pin cushions. They couldn't find a vein!  censored:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 09:45:25 PM »
When they ask you how much you smoke/drink tell them to fuck off!  lol:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2010, 07:57:17 AM »
Doctor at A&E asked if I drank ..... I said "Only socially, what have you got". He didn't even smile ...... not the first time he'd heard it I assumed!
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2010, 08:34:45 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 07:57:17 AM
Doctor at A&E asked if I drank ..... I said "Only socially, what have you got". He didn't even smile ...... not the first time he'd heard it I assumed!

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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2010, 02:01:30 PM »
I think Growler must have been shot  noooo:

Rug anyone?
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2010, 02:15:25 PM »
  lol: Would that be as in " A rancid, flea bitten rug" of which he has often spoken?  ;)

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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2010, 02:17:42 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

He's here!
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2010, 02:25:53 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 02:17:42 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

He's here!

Nah, no worries. got more things to worry about than that soft get and his rancid flea ridden rag that cost TWO THOUSAND UNBELIEVABLE BLOODY WASTED POUNDS!!! Angry9:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2010, 02:34:31 PM »
Good to see you survived anyway.

All OK I hope.
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2010, 02:41:15 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 02:34:31 PM
Good to see you survived anyway.

All OK I hope.

'avn't been yet.
15:00 hrs., or 16:00 GWT. scared2:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2010, 02:44:12 PM »


Ooooooh! I hate afternoon appointments. Nervous all day and when you get there the b@st@rds are always running late so you end up hanging around in the waiting room catching Lord knows what off the sick people in there.
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2010, 02:50:43 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 02, 2010, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 02:34:31 PM
Good to see you survived anyway.

All OK I hope.

'avn't been yet.
15:00 hrs., or 16:00 GWT. scared2:

I hope they warm the 'probe' nicely for you.
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