Goin' the quacks

[Barman]

Good to see you survived anyway.

All OK I hope.

'avn't been yet.
15:00 hrs., or 16:00 GWT.

I hope they warm the 'probe' nicely for you.

It will have been nicely warmed up with constant use all day.... 

[Snoopy]

15.09 ~ he'll be reading looking at the totty in a three year old copy of "Hello" I 'spect, glancing at his watch every few seconds and harrumphing a lot.



I wonder if they have to sedate him with a tranquiliser dart before they can examine him. 

[Barman]

15.09 ~ he'll be reading looking at the totty in a three year old copy of "Hello" I 'spect, glancing at his watch every few seconds and harrumphing a lot.

Nah... a National Geographic without a cover - 1953 coronation special problee...

[Snoopy]

Last time I was at the GP's the only up to date reading was the village magazine which I edit and publish  

I found two errors that my proof reader had missed! 

[Nick]

I once read a copy of Country Life or summat in a hospital waiting room. It was in pristine condition but seemed oddly dated. The ads were in predecimal money 

1963!!

[Miss Demeanour]

...and what year were you in 

[Uncle Mort]

1964

[Nick]

...and what year were you in 

1996!

[Barman]

 

[GROWLER]

Back. Fit an' 'ealthy..ish, but got to go back and have me 'ECU' plugged into diagnostics for half an hour (GWT scale) to check it's efficiency in a couple of weeks.

Crackin' quack btw. Mid 40's, training in surgery for 4 months and was just like one of the lads almost.
Took me arf an hour to get out of the place due to excessive amounts of banter and general interesting facts, figures and some good ole hearty ranting about society and all its ill's, and consequently  getting some of us well stressed out with frustration.
He agreed with most of my grumbles and said I was a bit of an 'unusual character'. 

Shook me paw and thanked me for an 'interesting chat'

Did you know, that it takes an approximate 10 mile walk to burn off a Mars bar...approximate like? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Tragic innit 

[Barman]

Back. Fit an' 'ealthy..ish, but got to go back and have me 'ECU' plugged into diagnostics for half an hour (GWT scale) to check it's efficiency in a couple of weeks.

Crackin' quack btw. Mid 40's, training in surgery for 4 months and was just like one of the lads almost.
Took me arf an hour to get out of the place due to excessive amounts of banter and general interesting facts, figures and some good ole hearty ranting about society and all its ill's, and consequently  getting some of us well stressed out with frustration.
He agreed with most of my grumbles and said I was a bit of an 'unusual character'. 

Shook me paw and thanked me for an 'interesting chat'

Did you know, that it takes an approximate 10 mile walk to burn off a Mars bar...approximate like? 

Glad you are okay...

I know I used to pound away on the running machine at the gym for hours and pressed the button to find - hey presto - used about 3½ calories...  

[Miss Demeanour]

I did a 10k run on treadmill last night ...just about an hours worth and 3 Mars Bars ...that's what the machine should give you read outs in 


Glad it all seems quite positive as well Mr G 

[GROWLER]

Tragic innit 

Whar'is?

[Miss Demeanour]

Tragic innit 

Whar'is?

That is

Did you know, that it takes an approximate 10 mile walk to burn off a Mars bar...approximate like?