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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #60 on: November 03, 2010, 11:43:05 AM »
and still no babby  noooo:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2010, 11:59:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 03, 2010, 11:43:05 AM
and still no babby  noooo:


NO MORE Babbies thank you!  evil:


Anywhoo I was using a needle not a turkey baster!
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #62 on: November 03, 2010, 12:51:55 PM »
Surgery have rang me back.
I nearly filled me kecks on the spot. scared2:

The doc I saw yesterday is a trainee, and consequently Mrs head quack has to review all his notes and stuff every day.
She's told him I need some blood tests now to see if I'm really human or a real bear or summat. Shrugs:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2010, 02:10:54 PM »

Oooooooh! I had some of those on Saturday afternoon and another lot this morning OWCH!
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #64 on: November 03, 2010, 02:19:33 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 03, 2010, 12:51:55 PM
Surgery have rang me back.
I nearly filled me kecks on the spot. scared2:

The doc I saw yesterday is a trainee, and consequently Mrs head quack has to review all his notes and stuff every day.
She's told him I need some blood tests now to see if I'm really human or a real bear or summat. Shrugs:

So the nice human quack has not yet been trained in the shitty ways of "normal" doctors.  noooo:  Fooking typical
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #65 on: November 03, 2010, 02:43:23 PM »
SWWLTBO went to the surgery for her flu jab this morning. Nurse did the jabbing but Her Ladyship reports that our sole GP was observed to be wandering around with a beatific smile on his face, seemingly "Away with the fairies".
He is often like this.
I suspect, as holder to the keys to the drugs cupboard, he is using as well as distributing anti-depressants.

I like the guy as he is never judgemental and always seems "happy".  whistle:

When consulting him over the time he has been here I have found it best to only give him the immediate facts as he is clearly unable to remember any conversation longer than two sentences. His usual prescription is an immediate referral to the hospital for "tests" and a subsequent follow up by a consultant.
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #66 on: November 03, 2010, 05:06:00 PM »
And he earns £100,00 p.a.  Keeeeell him
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #67 on: November 03, 2010, 07:15:39 PM »
I was werking at a main stealer out in Wales today, and the owner popped in to check things are going smoothly.
He's a full time quack/skin consultant specialist apparently.

Bit of an od bod by all accounts apparently, and judging by his looks, I wouldn't like to cross him. scared2:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #68 on: November 03, 2010, 07:43:07 PM »
Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...

He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...

He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...

NHS eh...?  Banghead
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #69 on: November 03, 2010, 07:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2010, 07:43:07 PM
Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...

He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...

He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...

NHS eh...?  Banghead

Wot year Bonnie, please?
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #70 on: November 03, 2010, 07:54:14 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 03, 2010, 07:47:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2010, 07:43:07 PM
Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...

He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...

He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...

NHS eh...?  Banghead

Wot year Bonnie, please?

How the feck should I know...?  Shrugs:
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #71 on: November 03, 2010, 07:54:50 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 03, 2010, 07:47:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2010, 07:43:07 PM
Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...

He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...

He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...

NHS eh...?  Banghead

Wot year Bonnie, please?
Now THAT did actually make me chortle out loud! lol:

You get todays award for the smoothest departure for going completely 100% off topic.
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #72 on: November 03, 2010, 08:03:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2010, 07:54:14 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 03, 2010, 07:47:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2010, 07:43:07 PM
Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...

He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...

He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...

NHS eh...?  Banghead

Wot year Bonnie, please?

How the feck should I know...?  Shrugs:

Well go and bloody well ask him.  ::)

Moaniomondonious wants to know, cus he's interested. Most admirable.
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #73 on: November 03, 2010, 08:26:04 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 03, 2010, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2010, 07:54:14 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 03, 2010, 07:47:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2010, 07:43:07 PM
Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...

He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...

He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...

NHS eh...?  Banghead

Wot year Bonnie, please?

How the feck should I know...?  Shrugs:

Well go and bloody well ask him.  ::)

Moaniomondonious wants to know, cus he's interested. Most admirable.

I'll go and see him tomorrer and take a picture like... walk past is owse twice a day with the dog...
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Re: Goin' the quacks
« Reply #74 on: November 03, 2010, 08:27:02 PM »
...and tomorrow you'll be casing the joint , taking snappy snaps . Welcome to the neighbourhood  scared2:
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