Goin' the quacks

[tel]

Ural - haven't seen one of those for ages.

Bit of a plodder, but will go on for ever.

Toolkit - 2 spanners and a screwdriver. 

[Nick]

Back from the quack and the fasting blood test. Nurse faffed around for ages then got the blood out and said right, we will get that tested for cholestorol. I said that I thought I was being tested for sugar.

I now have to go back for another fasting blood test tomorrow 

Then saw Dr Quack himself. WHat a weirdo 

Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office 
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso 

[Barman]

Ural - haven't seen one of those for ages.

Bit of a plodder, but will go on for ever.

Toolkit - 2 spanners and a screwdriver. 

 

And a large hammer!

[Barman]

Back from the quack and the fasting blood test. Nurse faffed around for ages then got the blood out and said right, we will get that tested for cholestorol. I said that I thought I was being tested for sugar.

I now have to go back for another fasting blood test tomorrow 

Then saw Dr Quack himself. WHat a weirdo 

Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office 
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso 

Did he offer you a joint like...?

[Miss Demeanour]

Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office 
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso 

Did he tell you to don't worry , bout a thing. Cos every little thing, is gonna be alright 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office 
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso 

Did he tell you to don't worry , bout a thing. Cos every little thing, is gonna be alright 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Ural - haven't seen one of those for ages.

Bit of a plodder, but will go on for ever.

Toolkit - 2 spanners and a screwdriver. 

 

And a large hammer!

Is that what a Uralogist does?

[Snoopy]

Ural - haven't seen one of those for ages.

Bit of a plodder, but will go on for ever.

Toolkit - 2 spanners and a screwdriver. 

 

And a large hammer!

Is that what a Uralogist does?

Bloody feels like it when they remove a catheter after an operation! 

Or perhaps that was a Urologist. 

[Just One More]

Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office 
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso 

Did he tell you to don't worry , bout a thing. Cos every little thing, is gonna be alright 

Another tea-spluttering moment from the VP 

[Barman]

Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office 
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso 

Did he tell you to don't worry , bout a thing. Cos every little thing, is gonna be alright 

Another tea-spluttering moment from the VP 

Post of the week IMHO! 

[Nick]

Off to see nursey again 

[Barman]

Off to see nursey again  

Those prossers, all sorts of names they use eh?  

[Miss Demeanour]

Do they charge extra with the use of uniforms ???

[Barman]

Do they charge extra with the use of uniforms ???

I wouldn't know like...