Goin' the quacks

[Barman]

You love me really...

 

[Nick]

Receptionist calls. "Can you come in to discuss the results of your blood tests non-urgently?"

When?

 "Now!"


 

[Snoopy]

Oh dear!

Well if it is diabetes try to avoid Metformin ...... Makes you feel sick and you fart a lot.

I use Pioglitazone and diet to control mine.

My consultant has looked at the new "wonder" self injection with a view to switching me to it but says it makes most people feel very sick and you have to inject twice a day.... 45 mins before meals. In his opinion not worth trying unless you eat at regular times.

[GROWLER]

Nah. They'll have discovered that he is not actually of this planet.

[Uncle Mort]

Receptionist calls. "Can you come in to discuss the results of your blood tests non-urgently?"

When?

 "Now!"


 

 

[Nick]

Cholesterol a bit high and plans to "keep an eye" on slightly "elevated" blood sugar.

[Uncle Mort]

Cheese and chocolate out then.

[tel]

Cheese and chocolate out then.

Pretty much everything out, especially booze.

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

Bet you fibbed about how many ciggies you smoke  





I did yesterday 

[Nick]

Nope, don't see the point anymore. And whatever you tell them they prolly double anyhoo.

[The Moan Ranger]

Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...

He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...

He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...

NHS eh...?  

Wot year Bonnie, please?

How the feck should I know...?  

Well go and bloody well ask him.  

Moaniomondonious wants to know, cus he's interested. Most admirable.

I'll go and see him tomorrer and take a picture like... walk past is owse twice a day with the dog...

Still no picture, I notice 

[Barman]

Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...

He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...

He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...

NHS eh...?  

Wot year Bonnie, please?

How the feck should I know...?  

Well go and bloody well ask him.  

Moaniomondonious wants to know, cus he's interested. Most admirable.

I'll go and see him tomorrer and take a picture like... walk past is owse twice a day with the dog...

Still no picture, I notice 

Next day he had fitted a garage door and returned to the UK.... 

[Nick]

I have just got back from my 10.40 quack appointment 

I can see why he runs so late, I was with him half an hour while he drew graphs and pictures and grumbled about the PCT and the coalition and we ended up swapping stories of gummint idiocies. I quite like the Bob Marley fan now. And his cat 

[Snoopy]

Purely as an aside I see from my latest prescription (just collected) that the Doctor is a "MEDDYG" in Welsh.

Fvck knows how you pronounce it properly but my memory of Welsh for beginners classes suggest it should be "MITHEGG" (Short I and in the right accent with no stress on the first syllable).