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Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« on: November 02, 2010, 09:13:56 AM »
Had a Skype call from my mate with the pet elephant yesterday. Following a protracted dispute with the local council they have fled the country!!  eeek:

http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/news/Boss-wrecked-caf-owed-money-suppliers/article-2726705-detail/article.html

The cops are after them  scared2:  I wish I had known that when I invited them to come and stay here  scared2:

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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2010, 09:21:20 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 02, 2010, 09:13:56 AM
Had a Skype call from my mate with the pet elephant yesterday. Following a protracted dispute with the local council they have fled the country!!  eeek:

http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/news/Boss-wrecked-caf-owed-money-suppliers/article-2726705-detail/article.html

The cops are after them  scared2:  I wish I had known that when I invited them to come and stay here  scared2:



Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2010, 09:23:37 AM »

Bloody Hell Nick .... you do know some "Interesting" people.  noooo:
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 09:47:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2010, 09:21:20 AM

Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:

Or hookers that look like elephants  rubschin:
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2010, 09:49:26 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 02, 2010, 09:47:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2010, 09:21:20 AM

Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:

Or hookers that look like elephants  rubschin:

Good point well made!  lol:
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2010, 10:15:22 AM »
Anyone with information can phone DC John Wright on 01271 335277.

Give him a ring Nick ~ there might be a reward.
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2010, 10:18:04 AM »
Nick the grass?  eeek:

Nick nicks?  eeek:
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2010, 10:22:18 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 02, 2010, 10:15:22 AM
Anyone with information can phone DC John Wright on 01271 335277.

Give him a ring Nick ~ there might be a reward.
rubschin:
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2010, 10:28:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 02, 2010, 09:47:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2010, 09:21:20 AM

Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:

Or hookers that look like elephants  rubschin:


Or elephants on the game  whistle:
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2010, 10:36:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 02, 2010, 10:22:18 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 02, 2010, 10:15:22 AM
Anyone with information can phone DC John Wright on 01271 335277.

Give him a ring Nick ~ there might be a reward.
rubschin:


Plod might charge you with perverting the course of justice if you don't call....  whistle:

Assuming they read this old shite of course...  noooo:
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2010, 10:38:03 AM »
Read it ....they are members  whistle:
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2010, 10:40:38 AM »


           
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2010, 10:42:56 AM »
At least we'll know where you are Nick.

         
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2010, 10:44:01 AM »
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Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2010, 10:52:43 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 10:28:22 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 02, 2010, 09:47:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2010, 09:21:20 AM

Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:

Or hookers that look like elephants  rubschin:


Or elephants on the game  whistle:

Or game elephants.

Where do you find your friends Nick and why were you not invited to the party?  Did they think that you might break something? whistle:
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