Am I actually surrounded by bleedin' mice in here? 
FFS lads. 
DO gerabloodygrip of yerselves will you all, PLEASE!
You DON'T ask and beg. YOU TELL 
It's NOT bloody funny. It's sad, and YOU are as bad as the other mouses in 'ere.
Should be ashamed of yerself. 
Friday is an 'family day' apparently... 
Oh that's nice for you. They're ALL coming to the NEC with YOU then to enjoy the classic's I presume?
I think that is most most admirable of you. A caring streak is there after all.
10/10 BM. Nice one. You are my latest new best friend, well done, bravo. 
I'll get the ale in, no worries.
I knew deep down inside that you weren't a mice really, oh no, but a well 'ard proper MAN is our BM, that just tells it like it is, and doesn't take no for an answer off any ole pussy's, ever, just like me, oink bloody oink. 
Well proud of you I am. 
Class 
I've a nice bit of Cheddar here Barman, fancy sharing it
You can come too JOM.
This could be a really good day out with the lads this could, well, I say 'the lads, with BM's family in toe too I expect, but that's sweet really,I mean real sweet.
I could bring some rusks for the babby like too, as a peace offering to Miss Piggy and Mrs BM, just to show that I do really care...a bit like, oh yes, indeedeedo.
I'm getting quite excited now tbqh.
How much is a family ticket btw, as I didn't look....being on me own as usual again, like.
