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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Quote of the day...
« on: November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM »
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2010, 07:19:36 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)

Was he talking to Charlie Dimmock like...? (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2010, 06:38:06 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2010, 07:19:36 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)

Was he talking to Charlie Dimmock like...? (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:

Charlie Dimmock sets my teeth on edge
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2010, 07:41:14 AM »


Tha's cos you dun't unnersan her accent my lovely.
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2010, 12:15:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2010, 07:19:36 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)

Was he talking to Charlie Dimmock like...? (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:

Would that be more like pruning with hedge clippers, the munter.
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2010, 08:40:57 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)



Yeah...I know I've posted this foto before... razz:
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2010, 12:38:38 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on November 12, 2010, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)



Yeah...I know I've posted this foto before... razz:

Repetition and deviation then? noooo:
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2010, 06:46:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 13, 2010, 12:38:38 AM
Quote from: Pirate on November 12, 2010, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)



Yeah...I know I've posted this foto before... razz:

Repetition and deviation then? noooo:

 drumroll:  razz:
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2010, 07:09:27 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on November 12, 2010, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)



Yeah...I know I've posted this foto before... razz:



I see the hole is dug  rubschin: Wonder if what is going to be planted in it
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2010, 07:18:19 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 07:09:27 AM
Quote from: Pirate on November 12, 2010, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)



Yeah...I know I've posted this foto before... razz:



I see the hole is dug  rubschin: Wonder if what is going to be planted in it

Wood?  whistle:
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2010, 07:22:39 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 13, 2010, 07:18:19 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 07:09:27 AM
Quote from: Pirate on November 12, 2010, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)



Yeah...I know I've posted this foto before... razz:



I see the hole is dug  rubschin: Wonder if what is going to be planted in it

Wood?  whistle:

Needs to have fertilizer put in first  ;) I'll do that bit .... just to help like.
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2010, 07:25:33 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 07:22:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 13, 2010, 07:18:19 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 07:09:27 AM
Quote from: Pirate on November 12, 2010, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Alan TItchmarsh this evening...'and when do you start trimming your box'?

Snigger ;)



Yeah...I know I've posted this foto before... razz:



I see the hole is dug  rubschin: Wonder if what is going to be planted in it

Wood?  whistle:

Needs to have fertilizer put in first  ;) I'll do that bit .... just to help like.

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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2010, 10:40:13 PM »
Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence...
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 08:15:21 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00nmt73

Jimmy was questioning a tea taster on this evenings programme...

The tea taster replied, 'well we taste everything but we don't swallow, we have a spitoon'...


 shutup: shutup:
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2010, 08:41:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 17, 2010, 08:15:21 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00nmt73

Jimmy was questioning a tea taster on this evenings programme...

The tea taster replied, 'well we taste everything but we don't swallow, we have a spitoon'...


 shutup: shutup:


Tsk, tsk...  noooo:
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