There is smoke coming out of my spell checker!

[Snoopy]

Mae’r Urdd yn awyddus i benodi gwirfoddolwr brwdfrydig i fod yn gyfrifol am arwain yr Adran yr Niserth. Cynhelir cyfarfodydd yr Adran bob yn ail nos Wener yn ustod y tymhorau yr Hydref a’r Gwanwyn rhwng 6.30pm a 7.30pm.
Darperir ar gyfer plant rhwng 7ac 11 oed sydd yn aelodau o’r Urdd ac yn byw yn Niserth a’r cyffiniau. Mae’r Adran yn rhoi cyfle iddyn nhw gymdeitasu a bod yn rhan o amrywiaeth o weithgareddau trwy gyfrwng yr iaith Gymraeg.
Dylai unrhyw berson sydd â diddordeb gysylltu gyda XXXXX XXXXXX ar 00000 123456

This was handed in at the front door for inclusion in the magazine. Clearly it had been typed on a PC but will they email it to me so I can "copy and paste"? Will they f*ck!
So I have to retype it.
Microsoft Word doesn't like it at all 

[Nick]

Garble it.  Oh, it already is. Is it an alphabetti spaghetti party or summat?

[Snoopy]

It's a job vacancy advert!

[Nick]

SO why is it written in text spk?

[Snoopy]

SO why is it written in text spk?

It's in Welsh you plonker!

[Nick]

I thought everyfink in Wales has to be in two languages, like.

[tel]

This week on TV, The Indian Doctor

Indian Dr:- "Is he speaking Welsh?"
Welsh receptionist:- "No, he's too lazy"

[Snoopy]

I thought everyfink in Wales has to be in two languages, like.

If it is in English they would like it to be in Welsh too. All Government connected employers, businesses, schools police etc stick to this. However if it is in Welsh it does not have to be in English as they are deemed to be addressing only Welsh speakers.

The Magazine is single language (ie I do not offer a translation but then neither does the local Welsh newspaper) I am willing to publish anything in Welsh as long as they write it in that language..... preferably via email attachment

Meanwhile I remain in blissful ignorance of what they are saying.

[Nick]

SO for all you know you could be publishing an advert for a welsh speaking astronaut or summat.

[Barman]

SO for all you know you could be publishing an advert for a welsh speaking astronaut or summat.

With all those XXXX's I'd imagine it was for the local brothel... 

[Uncle Mort]

Perhaps someone wants a Welsh mail order bride?

[Snoopy]

Nah ~ They are looking for a leader for a Welsh speaking youth club.

So much for integration!

[Darwins Selection]

Darwins translation service to the rescue!

Mae’r Urdd yn awyddus i benodi gwirfoddolwr brwdfrydig i fod yn gyfrifol am arwain yr Adran yr Niserth.
Mother speaks Urdu and I always benefit from girlfiriends who eat fried food with Adrian of Nazareth

Cynhelir cyfarfodydd yr Adran bob yn ail nos Wener yn ustod y tymhorau yr Hydref a’r Gwanwyn rhwng 6.30pm a 7.30pm.
Cynthia lost Adrians car-fob and Bob drank all our wine so yesterday he haemorraged in the hydro at Gwens between  6.30pm a 7.30pm

Darperir ar gyfer plant rhwng 7ac 11 oed sydd yn aelodau o’r Urdd ac yn byw yn Niserth a’r cyffiniau.
Daft Enid has given a plant priced 7/11d to Sid the arsehole whose Urdu is worse than Nazareth on caffeine
 
Mae’r Adran yn rhoi cyfle iddyn nhw gymdeitasu a bod yn rhan o amrywiaeth o weithgareddau trwy gyfrwng yr iaith Gymraeg.
Moron Adrians rohypnol coffee episode in the gym with that bird Rhian the Amish from Wetherspoons is going to die in the gym.

Dylai unrhyw berson sydd â diddordeb gysylltu gyda XXXXX XXXXXX ar
Dylans unruly bumchum Sid has deteriorated and sulks on Gaydar, call xxxxxx xxxx or 00000 123456

[Barman]

Darwins translation service to the rescue!

Mae’r Urdd yn awyddus i benodi gwirfoddolwr brwdfrydig i fod yn gyfrifol am arwain yr Adran yr Niserth.
Mother speaks Urdu and I always benefit from girlfiriends who eat fried food with Adrian of Nazareth

Cynhelir cyfarfodydd yr Adran bob yn ail nos Wener yn ustod y tymhorau yr Hydref a’r Gwanwyn rhwng 6.30pm a 7.30pm.
Cynthia lost Adrians car-fob and Bob drank all our wine so yesterday he haemorraged in the hydro at Gwens between  6.30pm a 7.30pm

Darperir ar gyfer plant rhwng 7ac 11 oed sydd yn aelodau o’r Urdd ac yn byw yn Niserth a’r cyffiniau.
Daft Enid has given a plant priced 7/11d to Sid the arsehole whose Urdu is worse than Nazareth on caffeine
 
Mae’r Adran yn rhoi cyfle iddyn nhw gymdeitasu a bod yn rhan o amrywiaeth o weithgareddau trwy gyfrwng yr iaith Gymraeg.
Moron Adrians rohypnol coffee episode in the gym with that bird Rhian the Amish from Wetherspoons is going to die in the gym.

Dylai unrhyw berson sydd â diddordeb gysylltu gyda XXXXX XXXXXX ar
Dylans unruly bumchum Sid has deteriorated and sulks on Gaydar, call xxxxxx xxxx or 00000 123456

Silly sod! 

[Snoopy]

Still worthy of a